Tag: Eli Manning

Grinding Ax Edition: Eli’s Coming! Roger Goodell Wins Lottery

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MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ –  Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Well Cowboys fans, you better hide your heart, your cowboy lovin’ heart… Eli’s Comin’ and the cards say… A Broken Heart!  It has been a Very Tense season for the Giants and Eli Manning. Who would ever have thought that the team with the NFC’s most stingy defense last season […]

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Big Ben Tuesday Comings and Goings: Bye McAdoo and Reese, Hello Boone

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Stamford, CT: Big haps around town. The New York Yankees hired a skipper and the New York Giants sent a coach and a GM packing. Let’s take a look. McAdoo About Nothing I spent Monday morning hitting refresh on my browser until the happy news finally came. Ben McAdoo’s tenure was the shortest of a […]

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Big Ben Whitney: NFL Quick Hitters and the Japanese Babe Ruth

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Stamford, CT: Don’t bogart that thing bro, (do people still say “bogart,” it’s been a while?), it’s time for more NFL Quick Hitters. I’ll check in on our local teams and the AFC West, suddenly the worst division in the league. I’m also looking eastward, anticipating the arrival of the “Japanese Babe Ruth.” Big Blue Turd […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Food, Sad Fans, Game Notes

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MARLBORO, NY – The holidays are officially here and I hope all of you in Mattville had a wonderful Thanksgiving. It is the time of year of unparalleled indulgence and today’s Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks have a food-related twist to them, one that may just leave you repulsed… or hungry. Last week I returned to […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: NFL Quick Hitters – Giants Win Ugly, Overrated Joe Namath, Alex Smith Benched

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Stamford, CT: I’m way over-caffeinated and watched a lot of football over the weekend. The A.D.D. is in full effect, so here comes some NFL Quick Hitters. The Giants won, but there was a lot to dislike. The last thing we need is for ownership to decide, “Hey, let’s give McApoo and Reese more time.” Eli Manning […]

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What The Hell’s Going On Out Here?! Buffalo Bills Edition

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WEST PITTSTON, PA – Well, that was fun. So the Buffalo Bills haven’t made the playoffs since I was seven. The year was 1999. A lot of negativity has happened over the last 17 years. And I mean a lot. But the last three weeks take the cake. It’s not even close. The Bills have […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Meet The Matts Power Rankings

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BRONX, NY – You know what’s any easy way to fulfill a column-writing obligation? Write up a list. Any list, really. A Top 10 List, a Best Dressed List, a Greatest Moments List, a list of People You Want to Have Sex With… the list goes on and on. These days one of the most […]

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FREE NFL Picks: Cash In On Depressing Games, Select NFL Chearleaders

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depression (n.) feelings of severe despondency and dejection MARLBORO, NY – There’s no amount of medicine that can make me feel better about my Fantasy Lineup for this week. I am forced, due to Tampa Bay shelving Jameis Winston for a “few weeks” and Derek Carr’s bye week, into starting New England backup QB Brian […]

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Turn Back The Clock with Cheesy Bruin: FREE NFL Picks, Cheerleaders, NFL News

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MARLBORO, NY – Doesn’t everybody feel refreshed, having gained an extra hour of sleep last night as a result of Daylight Savings Time? When I hear the words “turn back the clock” this time of year, all I envision are the 1977 Topps baseball cards with the same sub-heading that I collected as a kid. […]

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World Series Ends, NY Rangers Right Ship, Jets Confound, Giants Mess

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NEW YORK, NY – The end of baseball hostilities came Wednesday night when the Astros dispatched the Dodgers in Game 7 of the World Series. Last night, the J-E-T-S made DJ Eberle miserable, beating Da Bills 34-21 in another Thursday Night Football game nobody watched. Meanwhile, the NY Giants are in chaos. But the biggest […]

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