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GROTE'S GRIPES: OLYMPIC WRAP UP

GROTE'S GRIPES: OLYMPIC WRAP UP

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VANCOUVER, CANADA – A fortnight into the Olympics I’ve decided to follow up my original guide to the XXI Winter Games with some random observations of events that have transpired since. The International Olympic Committee is evil. Not only did they show little regard for human life with the lack of protection on the insanely […]

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OLYMPIC REPRIEVE: BLACK UNHISTORY MONTH

OLYMPIC REPRIEVE: BLACK UNHISTORY MONTH

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by Junior Blaber NOT VANCOUVER – Before anyway gets their panties in a bunch, let me clear: I am Black. I was born in Ghana, West Africa and have lived in the USA since I was six. With that said, I would like to state that all comments are mine and mine alone. Further, the […]

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GROTE'S GUIDE TO THE XXI OLYMPIC WINTER GAMES

GROTE'S GUIDE TO THE XXI OLYMPIC WINTER GAMES

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VANCOUVER, BC – The XXI Olympic Winter Games begin tonight so I thought it fitting to provide our readers with a simple guide. Positioned perfectly between the Super Bowl and March Madness, these games are supposed to be about the best that sport has to offer. But what truly makes a sport and which sports […]

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THE BEST PUCKING WINTER GAMES EVER!

THE BEST PUCKING WINTER GAMES EVER!

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By Different Matt SOUTH DILDO, CANADA – In keeping with this week’s themes of alcohol-fueled articles, I’m taking a crack at my own alcohol-inspired, Olympic-themed piece. We’ll see how it goes… We’re now less than two weeks away from the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. And while Bob Costas and NBC will try to convince you […]

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VOTING ON THE OLYMPICS

VOTING ON THE OLYMPICS

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by Dr. Diz STOCK YARDS DISTRICT; FORT WORTH, TX – I showed Angry Ward’s take on the Olympics to my runnin’ buddies Joe Larry, Mark, Los Vatos Joey, Neil and Mexican Jerril -names that have NOT been changed to protect the innocent. These sorry bastards haven’t been innocent of anything since the original ass-spank. Anyway, […]

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