Send Lawyers, Guns and Money for NFL Commissioner Goodell and Jeff Wilpon
ALSACE-LORRAINE – As Sports Days go, yesterday wasn’t too shabby. I am speaking of that rare exacta where two notorious members of the sports ruling […]
Fred and Jeff Wilpon
Angry Ward Wednesday: Yanks, Mets, NFL and other Sports Relationships Gone Sour
PALM BEACH, FL – “Down doobie doo down down. Comma comma down doobie doo down down. Comma comma down doobie doo down down. Breaking up […]
Hot Stove Action: Jeff Wilpon Cooking Up New Look Mets!
FLUSHING, NY – The world anxiously awaits the results of further tests being done as we speak on All-World NFL QB Ron Jeremy. The fate […]
Brooklyn, Brawley and Nerd World of Baseball Statistics
NEW YORK, NY – What the hell is BAPIP? Or VORP? Who can tell me what UZR or Defensive WARP might be? How ‘bout PECOTA […]
Mets Management To Mets Fans: Drop Dead!
NEW YORK, NY – With apologies to Lieutenant Dan, Lieutenant Weinberg, Major Harris, Captain Munnerlyn, and all other military personnel who’ve honored this country through […]
MLB Doping Scandal Without PEDs & Mets Laughable Leadership
“Fred’s narcissistic death-hold on the franchise carries on because Bud Selig is allowing him to do so.” NEW YORK, NY – Going back to the […]
A Different Take
New York, NY – Due to a series of Friday flip flops with Cookie, I’ve found myself batting behind Lori Levine in the MtM lineup. […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: ONCE IN A LIFETIME… MOVIE
by Angry Ward With apologies to David Byrne and The Talking Heads NEW YORK, NY – And you may find yourself living in a shotgun […]