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The Knicks are Terrible, the Eagles look good and the Yankees Muthaphucking Win!

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SPANISH HARLEM, NY – This was an up and down week for me as a sports fan. I finally got to watch the New York Knicks play (Awful). Also the Philadelphia Eagles and Carson Wentz played their best game of the season and the New York Yankees came back to Muthaphucking win. I have a […]

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NFL Fleecing of America, High School Sports Killing Education, NCAA vs Academy, Soccer Photo Shoot Disaster

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“Hypocrite! First take the log out of your eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye” – Mathew 7:5 EL BARRIO, BRONX – Now, I know that our senior editor is convinced that  I don’t know how to read – but I do… I just don’t care to. […]

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Rangers’ Dangers? Bruins Fans Say Rangers Are Fine

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NEW YORK, NY – If you missed Different Matt’s State of the Rangers address on Friday, go back and read his succinct and proper take on the Blueshirts season thus far. Today, I’m here to quell Ranger fans’ worries. Widespread panic is settling across the Garden faithful because of Rick Nash’s undisclosed injury and an impotent Power […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Yanks vs Mets – 2013 Lineup Breakdowns

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NEW YORK, NY – Let me start by stating the obvious, the Yankees and their fans have absolutely zero interest in how they match up against the Mets entering a new baseball season. They are far more preoccupied with teams like Toronto and Tampa Bay and Baltimore, though it’s uncertain as to whether they still care about […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES; PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED

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LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s official, Major League Baseball has hit rock bottom. In an effort to “explore new revenue streams” Bud Selig and those oh-so-greedy owners have partnered up with the pornography purveyors of the San Fernando Valley to create adult entertainment with a baseball bent. Their first foray into this field of filth […]

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DIO HAD ROCKED FOR A LONG LONG TIME

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by West Coast Craig HEAVEN AND HELL – It’s true, Ronnie James (Padavona) Dio did rock for a long, long time, since the sixties in fact, before succumbing to stomach cancer yesterday. Now a nation of metal heads is left to wonder, where will we get our videos that involve swords and demons and strange […]

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WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S; STARRING KEITH HERNANDEZ

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by Rex O’Rourke LAKE GEORGE, NY – While on a little respite here in God’s Country, I happened upon this little nugget that, for some silly reason, basically limbo-ed under the “newsworthy radar” this week. But now that I’m sharing it with you, maybe it will get the attention and dialogue it so definitely deserves. […]

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10 MOST MISERABLE SPORTS CITIES

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by Junior Blaber HEIGHTS OF THE NORTH CROWN, SOVEREIGN REPUBLIC OF BROOKLYN: The people that really only know how to write about the money men that own sports franchises, had the nerve (Why wouldn’t they?) to do a sports article. This is what they came up with: AMERICA’S MOST MISERABLE SPORTS CITIES ACCORDING TO FORBES […]

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COOKIE's CORNER: FASHION POLICE FRIDAY

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MILAN, ITALY – Cookie here and The Matts have jetted me off to Milan to get a jump on next season’s fashions. Unfortunately, no one told them it was a bit late, but I decided to go anyway because the closest I get to Italian anything these days is Chef Boyardee. My fashion assignment got […]

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CANADA… OH, CANADA

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by Jillian “Ya Motha” Brooks MONTREAL, QUEBEC – All twenty-three years of my life I thought no sports fan could be more ignorantly proud than a Boston sports fan… And then I spent last weekend in Montreal. We all know hockey is Canada or Canada is hockey… Which? I’m not sure. But I’m certain Canadian […]

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