Angry Ward Wednesday: Another Dong Derby for Pete Alonso, The Braves Show Off Their Organ, and *The Steelers Might Have Herpes

July 13, 2022 Angry Ward 0

*The Steelers and Nets do not have herpes as far as we know – this is sports comedy, not fact. NEW YORK, NY – Anyone else […]

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NBA Trades: James Harden Deal Signals Epic Failure, Warriors Worries

February 11, 2022 Matt McCarthy 0

BROOKLYN, NY -Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Super Bowl Big Game is Sunday. Will the Bengals’ Burrow best Stafford’s So-Cal story? I think so. Now that […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: I Did My Research on Aaron Rodgers, The Mets GM Problem, and the Golden State Warriors

November 10, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Those of you who know me know that I’m a critical thinker. It’s true. I spend most of my time thinking about […]

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Overrated Kevin Durant, Warriors vs Cavs, Harvey Not Mets Worry

May 31, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 15

JACKSON, MS—He stands at least 7 feet tall. He can shoot it from behind the arc better than anyone that size who’s ever played in […]

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Punched In Face: Joey Bats Bautista, Mets Out West, Kevin Durant

May 17, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

MOOSE JAW, SK – Something fishy overcomes you when you cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter Her Majesty’s Government. Yes, part of that may well […]

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Noh Canada!, USSWNT, NFL Retirements and NBA Playoffs

April 2, 2016 Junoir Blaber 16

EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – I don’t do windows and I don’t do deadlines. That is my response to Different Matt‘s piece yesterday.  I didn’t […]

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