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A Bunch of Chico Escuelas: Jasson Dominguez, Gary Sanchez, Kodai Senga

September 23, 2023 Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis 0

NEW YORK, NY – It was back in the seventies when a fictional baseball player from Santo Domingo uttered the catch phrase, “Beisoball been berry, […]

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The Fall of MLB: An ANAL-lytical Shame

NEW YORK, NY – As this summer quickly comes to an end, the verdict is in; the game of baseball is in trouble. The MLB […]

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Dusty Baker, A World Champion Human!

November 12, 2022 Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis 0

HOUSTON, TX – The recently released movie Till left me both numb and disgusted by the behavior of the so-called white race. The movie told […]

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Saturday Sports Quiz: Aaron Judge, Donald Trump, Jack Sock, Mets, A-Rod, Cleveland Browns

September 24, 2022 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Good morning, fellow sports nuts. Today we’re going to test your knowledge with some basic questions re the NFL, NHL, NBA […]

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Mother’s Day Special: Maulers, VanMeter & Miggy

May 8, 2022 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Happy Mother’s Day. It’s as simple as it gets: without mothers, none of us would be here. No sports talk. No […]

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Freezing Yer A$$ Off? Warm Up With Some MLB Trivia: Hank, Charley & Tommy

January 22, 2022 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s single digits here in the Big Apple and my little apples are frozen solid. But likely, like me, a little […]

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Sandy Alderson Failing Up, Albert Poo-Holes, Conforto Conundrum, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr

September 26, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1848) ARKVILLE, NY – The above quote is attributed to JB A-Karr, the […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s 50 Year Sports Retrospective

July 2, 2017 Cheesy Bruin 0

MARLBORO, NY– Today marks the first day of my 50th year on this earth and when you get to be this age you pretty much […]

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Punched In Face: Joey Bats Bautista, Mets Out West, Kevin Durant

May 17, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 12

MOOSE JAW, SK – Something fishy overcomes you when you cross the Rainbow Bridge and enter Her Majesty’s Government. Yes, part of that may well […]

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Home Run, Hit Kings: Alex Rodriguez & Pete Rose Cooperstown Worthy?

February 15, 2015 Cheesy Bruin 3

BRUINSVILLE, NY – A WWF wrestling script couldn’t have been penned any better than what was revealed recently regarding Alex Rodriguez. The villainous A-Rod returns […]

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