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Sports Rain Man Rants: USA Owns Canada, John Calipari, Leslie Jones

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Following up yesterday’s piece is not easy but nothing in life is. With that, let’s get to the fun stuff by focusing on the Olympics (spit!) and NCAA Basketball, especially its king of corruption. Sticking to my patent-pending formula, we will have a Song of the Week followed by Sports […]

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Sick of The Olympics and Winter? Sad about Ralph Kiner? Read This

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EUREKA, NUNAVUT – As the Northeast continues to recover from Snowpocalypse and its big budget sequel, Snowpocalypse II: The Snowening, and as we brace for the next installment, Snowpocalypse III: The Bride of Snowy, we are all reminded of how much ass winter sucks. The situation is made worse by the post-football, pre-baseball doldrums we’ve […]

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GROTE'S GUIDE TO THE XXI OLYMPIC WINTER GAMES

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VANCOUVER, BC – The XXI Olympic Winter Games begin tonight so I thought it fitting to provide our readers with a simple guide. Positioned perfectly between the Super Bowl and March Madness, these games are supposed to be about the best that sport has to offer. But what truly makes a sport and which sports […]

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VOTING ON THE OLYMPICS

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by Dr. Diz STOCK YARDS DISTRICT; FORT WORTH, TX – I showed Angry Ward’s take on the Olympics to my runnin’ buddies Joe Larry, Mark, Los Vatos Joey, Neil and Mexican Jerril -names that have NOT been changed to protect the innocent. These sorry bastards haven’t been innocent of anything since the original ass-spank. Anyway, […]

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