Tag: Jacksonville Jaguars
NFL Week 7: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Cheerleaders and NFL Notes
MARLBORO, NY – Ten and fourteen. Jeez, that just sucks because that is my record for the NFL season thus far on my weekly Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks after another 1-3 weekend. The losing doesn’t sit well with me – nor you if you’re using them – and is making these Sunday posts less […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Burt Reynolds, Kirk Cousins, and the Butterfly Effect
Cahulawassee River, Georgia: In chaos theory, butterfly effect refers to one small change in one state of a deterministic nonlinear systems resulting in large differences in a later state. Got it? Like a butterfly flapping its wings and altering the path of a future tornado. In the mid-1970s, Burt Reynolds scoffed at an offer to play […]
Big Ben’s Super Bowl Recap: Brick Hands Brady Terminated by Pederson’s Mighty Balls
Now that the Super Bowl is over, it’s time to talk about the Knicks. They suck. Now back to football. That game had more plot twists than the episode of This is Us that followed. You know, according to my wife. I didn’t watch it. Anyhoo, let’s try to make some sense of one wild […]
Ebs Hot Takes: New England Patriots, Philadelphia Eagles, NBA All-Star Game, Tim Tebow
CLIFTON PARK, NY – Welp, things couldn’t have gone much worse on Sunday, right? Not only did the New England Patriots advance to yet another Super Bowl, but the one NFC team left that could slow them – the Minnesota Vikings – decided to not show up. Cool. Who wants to see the Patriots lift […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: NFL Playoffs Edition
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Well, I can definitely say that I didn’t see all of that coming this past weekend. A Championship Weekend featuring Blake Bortles, Nick Foles and Case Keenum. Oh and that guy Tom Brady. I thought this was a “quarterback-driven” league. And to all of you who criticized the Buffalo Bills during the […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Playoffs Picks, Vikings Cheerleaders, NFL Notes
MARLBORO, NY – Last week’s opening round of the NFL Playoffs was a wacky one, where all four underdogs beat the spread and two (Atlanta and Tennessee) won outright. There was a little bit of everything last weekend; a large blown lead by the Chefs Chiefs… a low-scoring snoozer between Buffalo and Jacksonville… a back-door […]
Big Ben’s Wildcard Ramblings: Saints and Giants Trading Places, Belichick Losing it, Andy Reid Chokes Again
STAMFORD, CT – I don’t know who told you I forget to write something for today, but it’s a lie. A very stable genius like me would never forget, in spite of a late hockey game and one-year old twins who just would not let me sleep last night. I’m not stalling at all right […]
NFL Slim Pickins: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Andy Dalton, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY– This edition of Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks is brought to you by Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey and is surprisingly being written on a Thursday because of one reason and one reason only… this weekend’s opening round of playoffs will suck. Don’t believe me? Taking a look at the four point-spreads for these games, […]
Ward and Peace Wednesday: NFL Playoffs, Matt Harvey, and the Longest MTM Post Ever Published
NEW YORK, NY – That loud hissing sound you’re hearing is all the air being let out of the “Holiday Season” balloon. Hope everyone had a great Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, New Years, whatever. To paraphrase Billy Shakespeare: Now is the winter of our discontent. Here in the Northeast, and particularly in New York, the […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Things to do Instead of Watching the Worst Case Super Bowl
ANYWHERE BUT MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Man, I should have found a reason to boycott this NFL season. Jacksonville had Michael Myers on his back, but instead of driving the knife into his chest, they ran away and let him get up to kill again. But Mike’s killing spree was nothing compared to the Bloodbath […]
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