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Angry Ward Wednesday: Let’s Just Get Rid of the New York Jets

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BRONX, NY – As we head down the summer homestretch, and the Mets continue to take it lying down (and in every other position) like a resigned/disinterested lover (The New York Melanias?), I turn my considerable vitriol towards that festering sack of hippo sh!t known as the New York Jets. Before we get into it, I’d […]

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Summer Cold

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Convalescing-  I’m generally pretty healthy. Not mentally, of course. Total whackadoo. But physically speaking, I’m reasonably sound. One of those skinny guys who never gets sick. It’s okay, you can hate me for that. On the rare occasion I do come down with something, maybe once every two or three, years, it’s invariably during the […]

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PROWLING TIGER, POUNCING ELIN

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Jaimee Grubbs… Rachel Uchitel… Kalika Moquin “You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.” – Rachel Uchitel WINDEMERE, FL – We’ve all been remarkably quiet about our stray Tiger and his fiesty feline, the embarrassed Elin – basically because it’s just too easy. […]

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COOKIE'S CORNER: SCRANTON/WILKES-BARRE AAA WISDOM AND WIT

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Wilkes-Barre, PA – As we hit the end of another week where the Yankees are in first place, I am cleaning out the mental closet for stuff to post. Surely you all don’t want to talk baseball (except Yankee Joe.. and he and I will discuss in that cold shower, which of course I’ll jump […]

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TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: SWING AND A MYTH

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by philview & Philly Phanatic PHILADELPHA, PA – It’s nice to know that, despite all of the microchips, cells, satellite transmissions, and fiber optics that dominate our lives, we still can appreciate the simple things in life. A smile. A sunny day. A ball game. A cold beer. A child’s laugh. Did I mention cold […]

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