Tag: Jayson Werth

Mother’s Day Special: Four Famous Sports Moms

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NEW YORK, NY – Sure, the Biblical rains that continue their consecutive Sunday saturation streak here in the northeast are making for a messy Mother’s Day, but they can’t dampen our spirit/resolve to bring you entertaining sport(s) content! And since obstacles are the Mother’s of all invention, we will pull up our support hose and […]

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Suddenly Sinking Mets, Home Run Derby, All Star Conspiracy

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ENGLISHTOWN, NJ – Funny stuff last week as I lost mostly all of what little credibility I have remaining here at MTM. Last Sunday’s post involved me harping on how the New York Mets are a light-hitting, pitching-strong team only to watch them lash out a franchise record twenty-two hits good for fourteen runs in […]

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THE DARK KNIGHT HAS RETURNED! METS ARE NL EAST CHAMPS!

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Cincinnati, OH—At long last the New York Mets have clinched the 2015 National League East Division! The Mets are headed to the playoffs for the first time since the ill-fated 2006 season. This one could not have been scripted any better. Without nearly enough “space” to point out all of the contributors to this team’s success, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Black Friday Deals!

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NEW YORK, NY – We’re one day away from Thanksgiving, which can mean only one thing… it’s Christmas! Time to start thinking about that holiday shopping or, in this economy, shoplifting. Luckily, before we start rolling the dice with the ol’ five-finger discounts, retailers everywhere are once again giving us the annual suicide shopping spree […]

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CIVIL WAR IN NYC: ONE MAN'S TORMENT

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by Yankees Suck… As [edited] by the MTM Censors NEW YORK, NY – What is best in life? Conan the Barbarian summed it up perfectly: “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.” But what happens when your two biggest enemies are fighting each other and you’re […]

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TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: THE BEAUTY OF THE GAME

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by Philview and Philly Phanatic PHILADELPHIA, PA – This past Sunday several teams, including the Mets and the Phillies, participated in what we used to call doubleheaders. Things are different now, of course, because in these doubleheaders, the fatted calves from the first game are not allowed to stay. After the last out, they’re cattle-driven […]

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