Czar Trump: What If Donald Trump Ruled Sports?

March 25, 2016 Matt McCarthy 11

NEW YORK, NY – The lines between suspended reality and reality have not just blurred, they’ve vanished. The Donald Trump has vanquished such lines, as […]

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The Mets Big 3 and those damned Unnamed Sources!

October 19, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 27

Tewksbury, MA—No team in sports history has ever had as many “unnamed sources” as the New York Mets. And this is no recent thing either. […]

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Mets Are Done, Put It In The Books

July 31, 2015 Replacement Matt 13

Replacement Matt found this New York Mets script in an abandoned typewriter. INT DAY: JEFF WILPON sits at an oak desk strewn with papers, a […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Summer Movies and… um… Sports?

July 8, 2015 Angry Ward 17

BRONX, NY – I just lost another 400+ word draft, but I’m not gonna sweat it. It’s summer. Who cares, right? Everyone’s too busy kicking […]

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Current Madison Square Garden Chants: Potvin Sucks! Let’s Go Rangers! Hey Carmelo, You Suck!

November 19, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 13

NEW YORK, NY – Real starvation has consumed the Greater New York area – in the sports arena. And in no arena is that more […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: K-TEL'S 70s SPORTS SOUNDS SPECTACULAR

April 14, 2010 Angry Ward 0

by Angry Ward TIN PAN ALLEY, NY – As we’ve covered here time and time again, sports and music just seem to go together. Some […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: SERBY'S SUNDAY Q & A

March 30, 2010 64

NEW YORK, NY – The Sunday NY Post is a must read. Sure The NY Times may have 23 Sunday sections but all of those […]

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COOKIE'S CORNER: TEN SPORTS COMMANDMENTS (MOSTLY)

February 5, 2010 Cookie 36

MT. SINAI, EGYPT – Sick of the weather and in need of some sun, I took the MeetTheMatts.com assignment to high tail it to Egypt […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE WILPONS

February 3, 2010 Angry Ward 34

NEW YORK, NY – For those of you non-Mets fans out there, I’m sorry for this departure from sports-in-general to focus on our own personal […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

January 13, 2010 Angry Ward 49

NEW YORK, NY – Now that I’ve been writing for MeetTheMatts.com for over two years and counting, I have the chance to do something that […]

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