Tag: Jerry Jones

Angry Ward Wednesday: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of NFL Head Coaches

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NEW YORK, NY – How the hell did it get to be November? It’s dark out at 4:30, Christmas decorations are already up, and the Giants and Jets have long since been eliminated from everything but the race to see who picks first in next year’s NFL Draft. Speaking of the NFL, it never ceases to […]

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Grinding Ax: Daniel Jones – Jerry Jones DNA Assertions, Jets Beat ‘Boys? NFL Click Bait?

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EDISON, NJ – I’ve heard enough from all my whining New York Giants brethren! Yes, you are disconsolate over Eli Gump’s demise and uncertain of how durable Saquon Barkley will be moving forward. Perhaps you ask yourself.. what is going to happen next? Painfully reminiscent of the drought years of the sixties and seventies and not […]

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Thoughts on Andrew Luck, Ezekiel Elliott, Retirement and Injuries in the NFL

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SPANISH HARLEM – The biggest news of the week, at least in my opinion, surrounded two players that many thought would play major roles in their respective offenses this season: Andrew Luck and Ezekiel Elliott. These two stars were thought to be the most important pieces of their team’s and now the Dallas Cowboys and […]

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Hot Stove Morsels, Gratuitous Cheerleaders, Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks

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NEW YORK, NY  – If you’ve never tasted crow and want to know what it’s like, just ask Cheesy Bruin. He ate plenty of crow this week for making fun of yours humbly picking the Chargers and Colts to win their respective road games. He ate so much in fact, that he’s too sick to […]

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Angry Ward: Eli Manning, Vontae Davis, and Other NFL Checkdowns

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BRONX, NY – We’re now two full weeks into the NFL season and already there’s plenty to talk about. And, shockingly, none of it has to do with kneeling during the National Anthem. Bummer. Nevertheless, let’s get rid of this column quick, like a New York Giants offensive possession, so we can punt it away to […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: An Open Letter to Jerry Jones

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August 8, 2018 Dear Jerry Jones: It has come to our attention that you are still the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, one of the most reviled franchises in the history of professional sports. Good for you… for still being alive! We can remember all those years ago when you took control of the only […]

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Fire And Fury, Raiders v Rooney Rule, UCF National Champions

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I got a Mini-Matt text last night. It was a nice/gentle reminder that I was up today.  I laughed because I already knew and had been preparing for my piece. I wanted to talk about my Bills’ experience, and seeing the reaction up close, but so many articles are out […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Packers, Cowboys, Jerry Jones, LeBron and Other Year-End Schadenfreude

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BRONX, NY – The Mets have brought Omar Minaya back. Sweet Baby Jesus. I really can’t bear to talk about the Mets right now. The year is almost up, I’d rather focus on the positives, even if they’re kinda negatives… at least, for some. Let’s do this. Green Bay is Gone. After losing to Carolina 2 weeks […]

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Words Schnatter! Kaepernick Cooks Papa Johns, Peyton, JJ Watt and Jerry Jones.

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LOUISVILLE, KY – Bad pizza enthusiasts, Jerry Jones, Peyton Manning and J.J. Watt are flying their sh!tty pizza boxes at half-mast, as Papa John Schnatter is stepping down as CEO from the Arby’s of Pies – Papa John’s. It seems bad acting in cheesy commercials with The Fun Manning for an Emperor’s New Clothes version […]

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Mets and Sandy Alderson Bad for MLB, Is P Diddy New Trump?

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NEW YORK, NY – It’s always great when MTM Management fails to pass along the memo that the inimitable DJ Eberle is on a Buffalo Bills Walkabout and therefore will not be gracing these pages today with a haplessly hope-filled Hawt Taykes (Hot Takes as it’s pronounced from Albany to Buffalo). Moreover, as yours truly […]

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