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Cookie’s Corner: Thinking With What’s In Your Pa-Pa Pants

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STATE COLLEGE, PA – Lots going on this week.. and it’s all sex drive in the front seat.  As usual, the little Hitler in mens’ pants is responsible for a LOT of trouble.  And speaking of trouble, I might be in some with our own Lori Levineif I don’t make good on her request for […]

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COOKIE'S CORNER: GONNA HAVE TO FACE IT, YOU'RE ADDICTED TO…

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – This week on MTM we’ve taken a detour during this post-Olympic, pre-March Madness, early-spring-training sports lull. Angry Ward took a good look at some Gym Dandies, causing some of us to run to the gym and some of us to run from the gym. This was followed by a soft, doughy post […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: 50 WAYS TO LEAVE THE PLAYOFFS

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NEW YORK, NY – “The NFL’s inside your head,” she said to me. The postseason’s easy if you take it logically. I’d like to help you with your struggle just to see. There must be 50 Ways To Leave The Playoffs. She said pro football is really not my thing Furthermore, I do not care […]

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COOKIE'S CORNER: SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE.

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MANNYWOOD, CA – It’s Friday and I’m all hepped up. Tonight my Yankees start the ALCS. I’ll likely be watching it at home since all I can find online is a $1,056 ticket. Sure, it’s Field Level, Section 17B, a wonderful seat. But unless Mark Teixiera is giving me a lap dance during the singing […]

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COOKIE'S CORNER: CELEBRITY STAR FROGGERS*

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*Frogger: \ˈfrȯgger, ˈfrägger\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English frogge, from Old English frogga; akin to Old High German frosk frog; unclearly derived MTM term derived as substitute for the foul four letter word that sounds like ‘duck’ but with a different initial consonant. MANNYWOOD, CA – The Matts requested that I get out to the […]

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