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FREE NFL Picks: Cash In On Depressing Games, Select NFL Chearleaders

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depression (n.) feelings of severe despondency and dejection MARLBORO, NY – There’s no amount of medicine that can make me feel better about my Fantasy Lineup for this week. I am forced, due to Tampa Bay shelving Jameis Winston for a “few weeks” and Derek Carr’s bye week, into starting New England backup QB Brian […]

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World Series Ends, NY Rangers Right Ship, Jets Confound, Giants Mess

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NEW YORK, NY – The end of baseball hostilities came Wednesday night when the Astros dispatched the Dodgers in Game 7 of the World Series. Last night, the J-E-T-S made DJ Eberle miserable, beating Da Bills 34-21 in another Thursday Night Football game nobody watched. Meanwhile, the NY Giants are in chaos. But the biggest […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Now with 50% More Vitriol! World Series, Giants, Joe Buck, Gambling

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NEW YORK, NY – Wait, you really thought there was going to be a reboot? What a bunch of suckers… all three of you. Oh well, life is filthy with worthless hype, broken promises, and disappointment. Just look at Al Capone’s Vault or the 2016 Election or The 2017 New York Football Giants. To be honest, […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Vegas Bacchanal, Gratuitous NFL Cheerleaders, Yankees Choke

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LAS VEGAS, NV – I’m writing this edition of Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks on Thursday for a few reasons… mainly, I’ll be in Sin City with some good fellas celebrating our 50th year on Earth. The other reasons are obvious, since marijuana is legal and there will be a sampling of most “edibles” the […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL PICKS, NFL News, Kardashians, Ezekiel Elliott, Jared Goff

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MARLBORO, NY – Hoo-freakin’-ray! After a summer sports season of disgust around these parts, the 2017 NFL season kicks off today amid a nasty band of weather to the south. Fully expecting to hit the ground running, I’m here to rock you like a hurricane with Cheesybruin’s Free NFL Picks. If you’re new to MTM, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: What Board Game is Your Favorite Sports Team?

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BRONX, NY – Hey there, sports dopes, shiftless employees, and assorted other loners. It’s another wonderful Wednesday here at MeetTheMatts.com. NFL playoffs, Trump inauguration, the Knicks still sucking… so much to talk about. But, to hell with that noise, I want to write about old-timey board games – y’know, the one’s you used to play with […]

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Grinding Ax: They Might Be Giants vs Cowboys

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ-  Eli Manning’s New York Giants are playing for a chance to sneak another Super Bowl ring on their mitts.  This season lends great opportunity for Gump & Company.  The league is void of an overwhelming powerhouse squad as evidenced by looking at the records across the divisions. Wait a minute! What about the Dallas Cowboys, who […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets Flying, Knicks not Dying, and NFL Has Me Crying

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BRONX, NY – Your long national nightmare is over. After a one-week hiatus, Angry Ward Wednesday is back! This week I’m gonna try (*TRY!*) to stay positive among all of the negative… never an easy task for me. On top of this, I am eating a salad while penning this post, which is a way scarier […]

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The Edge of a cliff, overachieving Mets, underachieving Fitz and Bob Bradley

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EL BRONX, EL BARRIO – It was another brutal week in the office.  It got ugly fast, so let’s look at some beautiful things this week. I want to look at beautiful things because when the work week is ugly, you have to work hard to find the beautiful aspects of life. I continue with […]

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Shawshank Redemption Weekend in Review – Giants, Jets, Mets, Arnold and Josè

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WHITE PLAINS, NY – I was watching one my favorite movies over the weekend, The Shawshank Redemption. Apropos of nothing, and to make sure we don’t accidentally attract a few Millennials, here is my Shawshank Themed Weekend in Review. “Brooks Was Here”  The words scrawled on the ceiling by Brooks Hadlin, the friendly, institutionalized prison librarian […]

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