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Mets Rivals… Bill Cosby, Jared From Subway, John Rocker?

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INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MN – Ahhh…to be transported back to the Salad days of the 1980s. Bill Cosby was America’s Dad, Jared the Subway guy was an innocent morbidly obese young fella, and Bad Comedian Eli Manning was a toddler watching his Daddy’s highlights on their shiny new VCR. The New York Mets were a dominant […]

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Fantasy Baseball Lineup To Stay Away From & DJ Eberle Proves He is Funny

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SOMEWHERE ON THE MASS PIKE – Not only does the month of April mean our beloved Yankees and Mets are back in action, but it also means that fantasy baseball is up and running once again. At this point, most fantasy baseball leagues are three weeks in, which mean’s that some fantasy owner’s may be […]

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MISERY LOVES COMPANY: AMAZIN' MUTT FANS BACK PHAILIN' PHILS

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by Different Matt BRONX, NY – I have returned from hibernation to find my beloved Yankees one win away in the World Series. The Bombers will again host the Phillies of Philly in a Game Six of the 2009 fall classic (after the Frillies held on phor dear life in Game 5) And while most […]

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CIVIL WAR IN NYC: ONE MAN'S TORMENT

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by Yankees Suck… As [edited] by the MTM Censors NEW YORK, NY – What is best in life? Conan the Barbarian summed it up perfectly: “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.” But what happens when your two biggest enemies are fighting each other and you’re […]

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COOKIE'S CORNER: AMERICAN [LEAGUE] GIGOLO

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YANKEE STADIUM, DA BRONX – The heat is on here at MeetTheMatts.com these days with some serious anti-Yankee sentiment. (Damn you Mets for not signing Cliff Lee. If Cliff Lee was a Met, Yanks might be up 2-0). The title of this post might make you think ‘Oh no!! What has our Cookie done now?!?’ […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: PHILLY LOVE SONGS

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NEW YORK, NY – Instead of getting cute and/or creative this week, I felt it was high time I got back to my angry roots. Something’s been gnawing at me since the start of the playoffs and it’s high time I got it off my chest. If The Matts want to add the usual video […]

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TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: TIME TO TALK "TERMINATED"

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by The Philly Phanatic & Philview TRENTON, NJ – The Phantastic Prognosticator has done it again! He’s now three for three. Amazin’… In the May edition of Playboy, Jimmy “Prognosticator” Rollins responded with the following when asked to give his prediction for the 2009 World Series: “The Fall Classic? I see our boys vs. the […]

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TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: PHIRST HALF OBSERVATIONS

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by Philly Phanactic INDEPENDENCE HALL, PA – Sorry for the late entry today but I just returned from a week-long vacation and my return phlight was delayed for hours (surprise, surprise), so I had to go straight to Citizens Bank Park to watch the streaking World Bleepin’ Champions. I didn’t get out of there until […]

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