Tag: Joe Buck

Angry Ward Wednesday: Now with 50% More Vitriol! World Series, Giants, Joe Buck, Gambling

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NEW YORK, NY – Wait, you really thought there was going to be a reboot? What a bunch of suckers… all three of you. Oh well, life is filthy with worthless hype, broken promises, and disappointment. Just look at Al Capone’s Vault or the 2016 Election or The 2017 New York Football Giants. To be honest, […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Alex Bregman Mortal Enemy, Springer’s Mediocre Catches, Yankee Goats

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Houston, TX: I know it was a positive year for the New York Yankees when you consider expectations, but it still hurts when they were only one win away from the World Series. The future looks bright, but there are no guarantees. Eh, Mets fans? Still, I must give credit where it’s due. If one play […]

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Big Ben Yankee Playoff Special – ALCS Game 3 Diary

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Bronx, NY: The New York Yankees vs the Houston Astros in Game 3, as it happened. With their backs against the wall, it’s a must-win for the Yanks. Let’s get to it. 7:15: The wife is out and but I somehow manage to get my twin ten month old girls down without much of a fight. And […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Last-Second Halloween Sports Costumes for Jerks

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 BRONX, NY – I swear I am taking a vacation from this place starting next week. But, for now, I’ll crank out one more on the fly. Halloween is around the corner, kiddies. For those of you sports still struggling with what costume to wear, here are some easy last-minute Halloween Sports Costumes for Jerks: Josh […]

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COOKIE’s CORNER: Top 5 Reasons Why I’m Happy Not Watching Baseball

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NEW YORK, NY – First off,  thanks to Different Matt for filling in for me last week. But yours truly has busy getting hotter by the minute – having put another HALF MARATHON in the books.  And while you might think I’m driven to exercise by some need or search of a happy place to go […]

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New Years Resolutions: How To Handle Joe Buck, Rex, A-Rod, Mariano & More

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NEW YORK, NY – According to the Mayans, it’s almost the year that will be the last year ever. I know Mets fans would be happy if the world ended. That might be the only way to keep the team from sucking. But before the end of the world, we have to first get through […]

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Hate the Players, The Teams, The Manager: Not the Game

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The Public Professor is an actual Professor, albeit a Quirky Professor – he doesn’t have a cell phone or cable. ST.LARUSSA, MO – This was a great this World Series. The proof is that I hate both of the teams and still got sucked in. We all did (yes, I’m taking the liberty of speaking […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: GOING POSTAL

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NEW YORK, NY – So it seems the United States Postal Service may be about to default on a $5.5 billion health care related trust fund for its retirees. This is just awful. I can’t stand the thought of all of those ex letter carriers who will no longer be able to afford Doan’s back pills, fire […]

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COOKIE's CORNER: FASHION POLICE FRIDAY

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MILAN, ITALY – Cookie here and The Matts have jetted me off to Milan to get a jump on next season’s fashions. Unfortunately, no one told them it was a bit late, but I decided to go anyway because the closest I get to Italian anything these days is Chef Boyardee. My fashion assignment got […]

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COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS

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by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad the boys in the booth were. These commentators were nothing short of awful. So, feeling it my duty to to do something now that I’ve found a worthy sports haven […]

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