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Big Ben Tuesday – One Giant Display of Crap, Surprise Contenders in the NFC

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Stamford, CT: At this point in the football season I expected to be breaking down the New York Giants pushing for the playoffs. Yeah, no. Man, what a train wreck. Then again, “train wreck” is not a big enough disaster to describe this bunch. Unless you like watching players quit, Sunday was another pathetic display. And […]

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Super Bowl Trivia, Big Game Firsts To Make You Look Smart

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NEW YORK, NY – Sure, it snows here on Super Bowl weekend after the outdoor version! a Snow Bowl would have been something for us to get our arms around. Adding insult to injury (literally – we slipped on ice), was a texted photo from one-time MTM Pundit, the Philly Phanatic, at Super Bowl festivities […]

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Grinding Ax: Top 10 Super Bowl Moments

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA-  Meet The Matts has been dedicated to give you, our loyal follower(s) a taste of our Super Bowl crudités platter: Sure, Fake Sandy Alderson offered up some Papa Johns with a side of Peyton Manning dispersions. And Angry Ward Calhoun laid out an in-depth dossier of possibilities and Big Game predictions… How does one follow up on literary perfection? But as […]

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Mets’ Sandy Alderson Faints! Martha Ford Rants! And Van Halen Still Rocks!

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Back in 1989, the U.S. Army needed to “coax” nominal “General” Manuel Noriega out of hiding. Seems ‘ole Nori had taken political refuge and set up shop in the Vatican Embassy down in Panama. Needing to “smoke” the shit-head out, Army “Intelligence” decided to blare Van Halen at ear crushing decibels to force the dictator […]

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Playing Tall: Ben Bishop Spurs Thoughts of Towering Stars

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CHICAGO, IL – He stands six-feet-seven and gets paid to stop pucks from entering the back of the net but Ben Bishop of the Tampa Bay Lightning has some sort of left leg injury that has kept him from action in these Stanley Cup Finals. Bishop is the tallest goaltender in NHL history and got […]

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Super Bowl Post Mortem; New York Knicks Think Tank, Brady as Jenner?

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BROOKLYN, NY – Greetings, everyone in Mattsland! Replacement Matt, aka Dude, pitching in for your Friday… I know the Super Bowl is almost a week in the collective rear-view mirror and has been beaten to death but I’d like to add a few thoughts: First: Anyone who thinks Coach Carroll’s call to not run Beast […]

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PEYTON'S PLACE: GREATEST QB EVER?!

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by Tall Matt INDIANAPOLIS, IN – The debate remains open as to whether Peyton Williams Manning is the greatest quarterback to ever play American Football. There was voodoo and mojo and Santeria in the air in Miami Sunday night and most of it went the Saints way. A great American city still trying to shake […]

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