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Angry Ward Wednesday: New York Mehs, Baby Bummers, Other Spring Ennui & #GoodMetsFun

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BRONX, NY –  We’re only a little over a week into the 2017 Major League Baseball season and, already, I’m not feeling it. Sports fans really need baseball this time of year… especially fans in New York, where the combined efforts of the Giants, Jets, Nets, and Knicks have left Gothamites drifting the streets dead-eyed […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Forget Brangelina – Sports Divorces We’d Like to See

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BRONX, NY – Writing this on Tuesday night and I’m sure management is pissed about that. Tough darts, Matts. Anyway, the big news today was that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting a divorce and people are falling all over themselves on social media to put in their two cents. Never mind that people are […]

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These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

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BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young Baltimore 3rd baseman will be free to sign anywhere the year after that. I can only guess that this is part of Yankees GM Brian Cashman’s grand plan to remake […]

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Alex Rodriguez and Cooperstown? Rangers and Cavs Kings

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COOPERSTOWN, NY – NOT WELCOME TO COOPERSTOWN. That’s how the home of the Baseball Hall of Fame sign should read when Alex Rodriguez is up for election. I’m not sure about what you feel, but it makes me gag when I watch the local New York stations or ESPN report on A-Roid’s latest milestone! “A-hole passes […]

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Guest Columnist John Sterling Practices Schtick for New Yankees

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SECRET BUNKER, FL – A man hunches over his desk, scribbling madly and chattering non-stop to himself. We see that it’s none other than the radio man for New York Yankees, John Sterling. Don’t ‘cha know that Spring Training isn’t just for the players; play-by-play men must get in shape too… and I’ve got a […]

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Grote’s Gripes: State Of The Mets Address; Where There Is No Smoke…

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“This collapse has been epic in that the Mets have set records for futility at home not even the ’62 team can match.” FLUSHING, NY – There is no smoke at CitiField which means there is no fire. Sometimes that can be seen as a good thing but since the beginning of July it has […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES; PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED

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LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s official, Major League Baseball has hit rock bottom. In an effort to “explore new revenue streams” Bud Selig and those oh-so-greedy owners have partnered up with the pornography purveyors of the San Fernando Valley to create adult entertainment with a baseball bent. Their first foray into this field of filth […]

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AND THE REXY GOES TO…

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By Rex O’Rourke Lexington, KY – It was an interesting week in sports. Tiger Woods missed the cut I thought he’d miss two weeks ago. The Mutts had quite a homestand and a great first night in Philly only to run into Roy Halladay on Saturday. The Yankees visited the White House. Super Saver won […]

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COMMENTARY ON COMMENTATORS

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by Junior Blaber BROOKLYN, NY – I was watching the USA v Netherlands soccer game the other day and was amazed when I how bad the boys in the booth were. These commentators were nothing short of awful. So, feeling it my duty to to do something now that I’ve found a worthy sports haven […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: 50 HALFTIME SHOW SUGGESTIONS

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You’re going down Fox. At least that’s what we’re hoping. See #34. NEW YORK, NY – Seeing as how the Super Bowl halftime show sparked such a spirited debate here on Monday, we’re visiting NFL HQ in New York to pitch some alternative concepts for next year’s big game. Don’t get us wrong, we’re all […]

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