Tag: John Tavares

Big Ben Tuesday: Yanks, Sox Jostle for a Starter, Warriors add another Stud, Lebron Takes a Gamble

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Stamford, CT: Hey y’all. Happy Fourth. Since I’m tired of writing about the New York Yankees and there’s nothing fighting to get out of my head, I’m gonna let it flow. Aroldis Chapman was repeatedly hitting 104 in a dominant inning last night in the Bronx. The big man likes the heat. Said Michael Kay, […]

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Prescription Drug Take-Back Day: RX for Rangers, Yankees, Knicks, Nets, Mets, Giants, Isles, Nets

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ENGLISHTOWN, NJ – Yesterday was National Prescription Drug Take-Back Day, where citizens are afforded an environmentally responsible way to dispose of various medicines at designated collection sites. For the New York sports fan, I’ll discuss what drugs should not have been thrown away in haste as a remedy for the ills facing their teams. New […]

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Stanley Cup Playoffs: Islanders Win, Rangers Lose, The King & Eye

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NEW YORK, NY – The Stanley Cup Playoffs got under way Wednesday night, as the Rangers went to work in Pittsburgh without some key pieces. Ryan McDonagh is still out of the lineup after taking a puck off of his hand last week. This leaves the Rangers’ short on the blue line in a series […]

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Take Another Shot of Courage Peyton, LeBron

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INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MN – It’s freezing outside. A young man’s gaze has turned to the sun baked fields of South Florida. Pitchers and Catchers are now just 28 days away.  This young man is ready to turn the page on a winter of discontent. A winter that included the local NFL teams whiffing on the […]

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Old Barn Dies, Miracle Mets, No Respect Nets, Bruce Jenner

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FARMINGDALE, NY – While we were waiting between periods for like Big Al Sternberg to find/conjure his venting alter ego Fake Sandy Alderson, we realized we better get our pens and protractors out and put something up when Godot showed up unannounced and said he’d wait with us for our MIA FSA. With that, let’s […]

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Knicks, Islanders, Mets: Blue and Orange Blues

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5 BOROUGHS, NY – A little color association is in store for today’s column because in terms of the Knicks, Islanders & Mets, we’re singing Blue and Orange Blues… What does blue signify? –The Crips and other gang-affiliations. -Cold, as in the blue-colored faucet in your bathroom and kitchen. –Depression, or the emotional blues. -The […]

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Sick of The Olympics and Winter? Sad about Ralph Kiner? Read This

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EUREKA, NUNAVUT – As the Northeast continues to recover from Snowpocalypse and its big budget sequel, Snowpocalypse II: The Snowening, and as we brace for the next installment, Snowpocalypse III: The Bride of Snowy, we are all reminded of how much ass winter sucks. The situation is made worse by the post-football, pre-baseball doldrums we’ve […]

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THE HOKIENESS OF HOCKEY AND THE WEEK THAT WAS

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By Rex O’Rourke Uniondale, N.Y. HOKIE – I know it’s patently uncool to be a New York Islanders fan. I know they’ll be toiling in Yellowknife or Kansas City or Moosejaw someday; yet having attended Tuesday’s thorough 6-0 dismantling of the Detroit Red Wings, the home squad controlling every facet of the game, I detected […]

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QUESTIONS

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By Rex O’Rourke CANTON, OHIO – I know he’s been making hitters look silly since Coolio was last relevant, but did Sports Illustrated have to put Mariano Rivera on the cover THIS WEEK!? Did you catch the T.O. presser where he refused to complain about Trent Edwards? It was almost as tense as the ones […]

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