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Olympic Strippers, Mets’ David Wright is Wrong, LeBron Speaks Up
NEW YORK, NY – It’s Monday. It’s cold. On top of that, DJ Eberle is on vacation and we plum forgot he was Absentia over here at MTM HQ… But if you’re in a similar situation and feel sorry for yourself about having a long, cold week of blah ahead of you, or have to […]
Yankees Will Miss The Playoffs, Tebow Will Knock Somebody Up, Dickey Wins 20 & Other Bold Predictions
The Yankees will miss the playoffs. BALTIMORE, MD – You heard it first, right here from the Orson Wells of MTM. There’s a War of The Worlds thing happening in sports… The A’s and Orioles will make the playoffs. Bobby Valentine will not lose his job. R.A. Dickey will be a 20-game winner. I can’t […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: TOP 10 THINGS I'M GIVING UP FOR LENT
CORNER CONFESSIONAL, LOCAL BAR – Oddly enough, I find myself writing my bi-weekly column and it’s related to religion – again. This is extremely odd since my last name means heathen or someone who is non-religious. I know, hard to believe from a gal with Cookie as her moniker. Even stranger is the fact that […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE.
MANNYWOOD, CA – It’s Friday and I’m all hepped up. Tonight my Yankees start the ALCS. I’ll likely be watching it at home since all I can find online is a $1,056 ticket. Sure, it’s Field Level, Section 17B, a wonderful seat. But unless Mark Teixiera is giving me a lap dance during the singing […]
Real Philly Fan Super Bowl Reaction, plus God Is An Eagles Fan
SPANISH HARLEM – I finally get my turn to talk about the Super Bowl. I know a lot has been written but you finally get a real reaction to everything that transpired from a real Philadelphia Eagles fan. It’s been a crazy year for me, as they became the team to beat in the NFL, […]
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