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Big Ben Tuesday: One Ugly 2017 NY Jets Preview

PATH OF TOTALITY, USA – I hope you all enjoyed the solar eclipse. If you’re a fan of the NY Jets, I hope you recognized the opportunity to fry your eyes ahead of the season. Expectations are low as the Jets under/over number for wins is 4.5 and the under is the getting the action. […]

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A Renaissance Unlike Any Other: Crazy Cardinals Fan Snaps, Weed at Rockies Games, Vonn Nude

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“In this defunct microcosm, eerily similar to the DPRK, the Broncos are the army and John Elway is the peoples’ Dear Leader.” –Cam James MILE HIGH CLUB, CO – When I was just a young boy, I had a baseball coach who liked to use metaphors to explain life lessons.  Generally these lessons were often […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Alternative Super Bowl Facts, Reluctant Patriots Praise, Belichick vs Brady, Most Awkward Trophy Presentation?

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WASHINGTON , DC: Our man Ebs felt the pressing need to break down the Buffalo Sabres yesterday, so it falls to me to take the first look at the Super Bowl. Among other things, we’ll discuss Bill Belichick, an honorable man who would rather lose than compromise the integrity of the game. That may seem false at […]

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Steven McDonald Feted, Classy NY Rangers, NFL Hypocrisy, Free NFL Picks

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MARLBORO, NY – There are two topics that need to be addressed here at MTM of which I’d like to fit in at the five hundred word threshold. So without further adieu… The Life of Steven McDonald was celebrated on Friday throughout the city by his police brethren, firefighters and citizens. His story is remarkable, […]

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Finding The Next Bill Belichick, NFL Playoffs Notes and Is Ryan Another Romo?

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FOXBOROUGH, MA – Channel Your Inner Bill Belichick. That’s exactly what happens every January. It’s not just the coaches whose teams are making playoff runs. GM’s and owners are collaborating, sifting through data, utilizing crystal balls, Ouija boards and anything else that will help them land the “Next Belichick.” Hope Springs Eternal, some say and […]

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Cheesy Claus Is Coming To Town: Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Notes, Cheerleaders

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SANTA CON – I’m probably hungover, smell like bourbon and ready to eat my fair share of lasagna at the Christmas dinner table later on today. Let’s not forget the true meaning of Christmas and why you visit Meet The Matts on football Sundays; it’s all about the presents and cash! Fortunately, I am here […]

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Twice The Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Rams Cheerleaders, NFL Notes

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MARLBORO, NY– It’s that time of year folks, as only two weeks remain until Christmas. It’s that time of year where almost everything is done twofold: We spike the eggnog twice as much, eat rich desserts with the gusto of a hound dog and spend twice the amount we should on gifts. So in this […]

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NFL Stuff: Giants Sputter, Big 4, Possible Interlopers, Unwatchable Jets, Tom Brady Record

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WESTCHESTER, NY – It was a tough weekend for our heroes, the NY Giants. The defense did its part, with Olivier Vernon and Eli Apple playing particularly well, but the offense sputtered again. This offense has more starts and stops than a porn set. Er, I assume. While this year’s top draft pick is trending up, […]

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Comeback Kid Cheesy Bruin with FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes

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MARLBORO, NY– As much as I’d like to think I’m Nostradamus when it comes to handicapping NFL games, I am only human after all… as a 1-3 week saw the efficiency rate plummet to an unheard of 55% (24-20).  If you are a regular you expect something in the 60-65% out of my efforts against […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s Weekly Free NFL Picks. Tim Tebow to Jets? Cubs Win?!

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ENGLISHTOWN, NJ – I’m feeling out of sorts as I pen today’s effort.  Maybe it has to do with eating a pie plate full of pasta with Bolognese sauce for dinner last night but I’ll never admit to that. Maybe I’m not feeling so confident about today’s picks, due to my gustatory endeavors or going […]

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