Tag: Lady Gaga
Grinding Ax: The Hugest Super Bowl Ever! Brady, Dr Evil, Nancy Pelosi, Matty Ice
HOUSTON, TX – As we prepare for another Super Bowl, the curiosity is simply poking holes in my large Irish ceann (Gaelic for head). Will Luke Bryan nail the National Anthem? What will the billions of people think about the 2017 version of Peaches and Herb halftime performance? Will Tony Bennett ( brought to you by Depends) survive the show? Will Lady Gag Me piss off […]
Officially Done With NFL Refs… Andy Pettitte, Bill Belichick, NHL Lockout, Nets Cheerleaders
NEW YORK, NY – I’m getting incredibly tired and bored of discussing the situation surrounding the NFL Refs and their lockout – which which ended last night. But my question is, whatever happened to discussing player concussions, or fines for illegal hits, or steroids, or ‘legitimate’ rape, or potentially bombing Iran and all kinds of […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: DIVORCE FIT FOR A KING
SOUTH BEACH, FL – Hello gang it’s Larry King pinch hitting again on good ol’ Grote’s Gripes…Before we go any further I want to set the record straight on my divorce, it is in my contract with CNN that I must get divorced every time the Yankees win the World Series…Oddly enough Tiger Woods is […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: PICK YOUR FIGHT
Las Vegas, NV – Desperate for ratings, or more likely to lessen Short Matt’s workload, I have been persuaded to take over MeetTheMatts Tuesday column. Ah, Tuesday. Quite possibly the worst day of the week, especially since Angry Ward made over Wednesdays turning them into the new Saturday night. We can all agree that Tuesdays […]
UNABASHED BROTHER
by West Coast Craig BIRMINGHAM HIGH SCHOOL, THE VALLEY – One thing that Angelinos become quickly jaded towards is the Celebrity Sighting. You live here for more than a month, you learn to roll your eyes and yawn when you sit near a Cameron Diaz at a hipster diner, don’t look twice when you pass […]
NEWS FLASH: HOOPS FIELD EXPANDS TO 128
by Rex O’Rourke INDIANAPOLIS, IN – My sources at the NCAA tell me that March Madness is about to get even madder. The tournament is expanding to an unbelievable 128 teams in 2011. Schools that never came close to joining the big dance will now have a chance to compete on the biggest stage in […]
HIDE YOUR WOMEN, CRO-MART IS COMING
“Did the rabbit die?!” NEW YORK, NY – The recent NFL free agent and trading period brought a former Pro Bowl cornerback with a made-for-the-tabloids personal life to the New York Jets. But this signing hasn’t struck nearly as much fear in AFC East wideouts as it has in Metropolitan Area fathers, husbands, boyfriends and […]
COOKIE'S COR(O)NER: I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
THE DEAD ZONE, CT – It’s a wonder how when things go dead, they tend to piss you off. Case and point? This past weekend in southeastern CT during the BIG STORM. After driving back from my Mothra-In-Law’s surprise 75th birthday party (I am convinced she will have seventy five more birthdays) in the floody-floody. […]
BRACKETS FOR DUMMIES: MARCH MADNESS 101
by Jillian “YaMotha” Brooks ANN ARBOR, MI – Each year when the clock strikes March the smell of sweat, rubber soled high-tops, and Gatorade enters the air: March Madness is afoot. And every year, as though nothing else would make me happier, I spend a night reading blogs, comparing thoughts, and watching ESPN, all in […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Cruz Cut, Knicks Stun, Rangers Lacking, Who Stole Tom Brady’s Jersey?
STAMFORD, CT: In honor of Valentine’s Day, I’ll of course be focusing on the big news that Derek Jeter is going to be a father. Or not… I could write about the Knicks shocking victory over the Spurs, and how it might affect the possibility of a Melo trade or maybe the Rangers’ need of a steady blue-liner to […]
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