Sports Rain Man: NY Jets Free Agency, AD99 Retires, NCAA March Madness
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy St. Paddy’s Day Hangover Day! I couldn’t wait to get into sports talk today. Why? If your wife or partner […]
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Big Ben Tuesday, NY Giants Draft Recap: Gettleman Wheeling and Dealing, Stocks Picks, Ignores O-Line
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – It falls to me to breakdown the NY Giants’ draft and the bobbing and weaving done by “Trader Dave” Gettleman.It’s unlikely […]
Sports Mash Unit: Teams That Won Without Injured Stars
COVID CENTRAL, NYC – As we continue to navigate this hazy, blurred maze of The Covid Zone, our staff has taken turns on the DL […]
Eagles vs Giants: Hate For The Cowboys, Chase For Chase
SPANISH HARLEM – I hope everyone enjoyed their holidays. For me, I’m super exhausted – but it was all well worth it.[Burp. Fart.] Now that […]
Sports Fun Friday: Steve Kerr, Barney Fife’s Blueshirts, Insufferable Red Sox Fans, Diva Odell
LOS ANGELES, CA – We’re not here. We’re in NYC and by “we,” I mean me, the wife and dog. It’s dark longer, it’s colder […]
NFL Giddy as Eli Manning Shuts Up Critics, MLB Vomits Up Mets vs Nats
HOUSTON, TX – Aside from the near comical heat and humidity (think Airplane), Houston is a darned-good sports town. you can stay in a hotel […]
Big Ben Whitney: Five Things to Watch in Giants Training Camp
East Rutherford, NJ: In this week’s edition of We’re Totall Screwed, Bigfoot Erotica! When Genghis Ghan and the Mongols conquered China, they wouldn’t let their people stay […]
Big Ben Tuesday Comings and Goings: Bye McAdoo and Reese, Hello Boone
Stamford, CT: Big haps around town. The New York Yankees hired a skipper and the New York Giants sent a coach and a GM packing. […]
Brilliant Sports Mind Big Al Sternberg (Fake Sandy Alderson) Cheated By Cancer.
This column was written just before Big Al left us to rub elbows with Bob Murphy, Lindsey Nelson and Ralph Kiner. The news of his […]
Worst Sports Injuries Ever: Cheesy Bruin Makes Us Flinch
HOSPITAL FOR SPECIAL SURGERY, NYC – Today marks twenty-six years since one of sports most gruesome and graphic injuries occurred when the skate blade of […]