Tag: Lori Levine
Weakened Update
NEW YORK, NY – Growing up the daughter of a degenerate gambler, I learned a couple things from an early age. One being the safety of ‘boxing’ my trifecta, exacta and superfecta bets, and also that the most important holiday is not Christmas or Thanksgiving, but rather the Kentucky Derby. The Derby is always the [...]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Yankees Smell
BRONX, NY – I was riding the electric sewer (the subway, for those of you who don’t live in NYC) last Friday night, a bit bleary-eyed from too much spaghett and grape when I looked up to see an advertisement so horrifying that I almost vomited on the homeless gentleman who was vomiting on me. [...]
Smoking A Cuban: Selig, Santorum & Ozzie
Big Trouble in Little Havana- You got the Twitter, the Facebook, the people with the phones in your face recording your every move, the 24 hour news cycle, and all the rest of it. If you’re even kinda famous, every little slip up counts these days. Take for example Foster Friess. Who’s Foster Friess, you ask? Just [...]
Illegal Hits:
Lori Levine knows sports like nobody’s biz… And Howard Stern voted her his Hottest Fan. NEW YORK, NY – If you watched the Men’s NCAA Tournament Final on Monday night, you would have seen a couple of things: Number 1, the Number 1 seed won. And Number 2, betting on Kentucky to win for Monday [...]
Boston Illegal: Spygate, Bounty Incentives, Tebow & RG3
NEW YORK, NY – This March has been nothing short of madness. First of all, I just got back from spending St. Patrick’s Day in Boston, the Mecca of St. Pat’s festivities in the US. Besides the majority of women lacking any muscle tone or fashion sense, I noticed how serious this town can be. [...]
AFC: Neck & Neck For Manning
SOUTH BEACH, MIAMI – Right as I am about to make fun of Dancing with the Stars new cast again, the Colts have to go and release Peyton Manning. As if I wasn’t already crying when the DOW lost over 200 points on Tuesday! Whereas, Eli is almost robotic, Peyton wears his heart on his [...]
Lin, Baltimore Blast, Rangers, Knicks… Anything Till Opening Day
The Nether Reaches of Sport- It’s downtime in my sporting world. No football, no baseball, time to dig deep. Sure, the Jeremy Lin situation’s been a fun distraction for a loyal, though hardly excitable, Knicks fan such as myself. It’s really starting to seem like they could make the playoffs and perhaps advance to the second [...]
Lin Over My Head
NEW YORK, NY – You know how most people celebrate President’s Day by traveling, shopping, or some other leisurely activity? Well, my dad and I watch the Arkansas Southwest Stakes to check out what 3-year-olds thoroughbreds will make it to the Kentucky Derby this year. I know this sounds strange, but everything with my father [...]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: TAKIN’ YOU DOWN TO CHINATOWN
NEW YORK, NY – For those of you who got trapped beneath that avalanche of Short Matt’s unwashed laundry and mounting bills that nearly wiped out the tri-state area a couple of weeks back, there’s this dude named Jeremy Lin who has been playing pretty well for the New York Knickerbockers basketball team. And for those of you who have the good sense [...]
Super Bowl XOXO
NEW YORK, NY – So, last week, Short Matt asked me to write for today so I could discuss my Giants win. I feared that he had just jinxed us, and wouldn’t reply to his text. But, thankfully for him, they persevered and Giants Fever is spreading through the country faster than herpes. The media [...]
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