Tag: Major League Baseball

MLB S.O.B.s: Which Son of a Baseball Player Do You Want? Tatis, Guerrero, Kershaw?

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ALBANY, NY – When two members of your starting rotation go AWOL for questionable behavior, you can’t help but curse and murmur expletives like [frogging bunk tile] or a Son of a B!tch or two. But instead of naming Junoir Blaber or Cheesy Bruin as the rightful recipients of the aforementioned rough language on an […]

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SF Giants Owner Larry Baer, The Sandlot And Random Thoughts

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: Fatherhood is great except when a child gets sick. I had to get her from daycare and take her to the doctor. The doctor recommends the medication and after an hour of nonsense at the Pharmacy, because we changed providers so we have to go to a different pharmacy. Then we […]

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Robert Kraft, MLB Free Agency and The AAF

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: I am exhausted. I had one of my busiest weeks ever. I am up late on Friday night watching TV and trying to type up a piece. I had the idea for most of t However, I am back now and I have three key things to get off my chest. […]

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Thank The Baseball Gods Your Team Didn’t Sign Manny Machado. Here’s Why.

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SAN DIEGO, CA – So, you’re angry at your GM for not going whole hog after Oriole-turned-Dodger Manny Machado in MLB’s Hot Stove free agent market, eh? Well, pine no longer for him not riding your pines. Here’s why you should Thank The Baseball Gods Your Team Didn’t Sign Manny Machado. BOBBY HOLIK – This […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Hallmark Sports-Themed Christmas Movies

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BRONX, NY – Like it or not, the holidays are upon us like George “The Animal” Steele on a turnbuckle. The minute Thanksgiving ended, it was on like Donkey Kong. Hell… before Thanksgiving ended. We’ve already roared through Black Friday and Cyber Monday and my building’s Super  got the Christmas tree up on Monday like I’ve […]

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Sports Rain Man Rants: Stanley Cup Finals, Subway Series And NBA Finals

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – It was a crazy week as my father-in-law was dead set on me doing landscaping whether I wanted to or not. Plus, I thought I was off today but I still got called in. I found the Song of the Week because I listened to a helluva lot of music this […]

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Friday’s Sports Fibs: Mark McGwire, Buddy Diaz’s Yanks, Conor McGreggor & NY Mets

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NEW YORK, NY – The headlines are chock full of what we must ingest and decipher as fact or fiction – #FakeNews – if you will. And the Sports World (random caps as per Junior Blaber) is not impervious to the”jockeying with the truth” that leaves us scurrying to faux fact-check sites… themselves built on […]

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On Baseball, NY Hockey, and March Mildness

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MARLBORO, NY – This month of March can’t end soon enough for me as I have my head buried further up my ar$e than usual. Historically, this is the worst month for me on a personal level and the sports scene is not far behind, as Angry Ward pointed out earlier in the week. Here’s […]

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Vikings Win Super Bowl, Mets Win World Series: Wright, Harvey, Case Keenum Closed

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NEW YORK, NY – With our MeetTheMatts.com Staff of All-World Pundits engaged in a Water-Cooler Cold War over the upcoming  NFL Conference Playoffs, we’re doing all we can to hold on as our world gone mad speedily spins precariously on its axis. In this wild-n- whacky, topsy-turvy Age of Also-Rans, we’ve lost all sense of […]

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With “What Ifs” Aplenty for Melancholy MLB Fans, Here’s Yo La Tengo; Best Baseball Story Ever?

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NEW YORK, NY – Whilst the Major League Baseball season is over for many fans – in the sense that their team is golfing, cleaning gutters or tanning on some hurricane-friendly beach, we are still under its grip… We’re not ready to stop playing Tap Baseball on our phones. Not ready to end the the […]

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