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MLB and NHL Sports Hell: Yankees and Rangers Both Lose Openers

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NEW YORK, NY – Last night was a rough one for both the Yankees and NY Rangers. The Bombers were overpowered by a fresh and hungry Indians squad. The Rangers overpowered the Colorado Avalanche… and still managed to lose. It was a night of MLB and NHL Sports Hell. The Yankees couldn’t touch Trevor Bauer. […]

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Cookie’s Corner: 2014 Sports Highlights!

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FROZEN TUNDRA, CT –  Happy 2014, everyone! How about we cram a god damn BLIZZARD down your throat after your kids have been off school for nearly two weeks so you can be saddled with them – amidst a dose of cabin fever like that in The Shining?! No?  Just me?  Well, OK…  But while I […]

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METS ACQUIRE HALLADAY: MINAYA STUNS LEAGUE

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NEW YORK, NY – The NY Mets and Toronto Blue Jays have allegedly reached an agreement that would make star right-hander Roy Halladay a NY Metropolitan, just one day after the Philadelphia Phillies acquired last year’s American League Cy Young Winner, Cliff Lee. Details of this trade are sketchy right now. In fact, we caught […]

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