Tag: Mark McGuire

2018 Top Five MLB Questions Answered: Wright, Stanton, Bumgarner, Harper, Longoria

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NEW YORK, NY – The literal and figurative Hot Stoves are working overtime this week, especially in the northeast’s  bomb cyclone areas. With Spring Training but 3 fortnights away, MLB GMs are calling texting (see this) each other with hypothetical deals and promising propositions (Sandy Alderson aside, of course), that have us fans on the […]

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Mets and Sandy Alderson Bad for MLB, Is P Diddy New Trump?

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NEW YORK, NY – It’s always great when MTM Management fails to pass along the memo that the inimitable DJ Eberle is on a Buffalo Bills Walkabout and therefore will not be gracing these pages today with a haplessly hope-filled Hawt Taykes (Hot Takes as it’s pronounced from Albany to Buffalo). Moreover, as yours truly […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: NCAA Organized Crime, A-Rod, Putin and Gaylimpics

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El Barrio, Bronx, NY – Guess who got the eagerly anticipated MTM Writer’s Booty Call. You know, all the fun supermarket-aisle-clean up without the joyous longterm commitment of a gulag. Speaking of Russians, cleanliness and forced labor, yours truly has a lot to blabber about today because the NCAA Crime Family is still trying to […]

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WHAT A YEAR TWO WEEKS MAKE!!!

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by Junior Blaber (Not above) NEW YORK, NY – I wanna dedicate this article to Jean Finnegan Biden, Joe Biden’s mom. I like Biden in general cause you just never know what he is gonna say. Sucks to have someone you know die, especially your mom. So RIP and my condolences, Joe. NOTE: We’re not […]

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IT'S A MANNYFUL LIFE

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by West Coast Craig For the previous episode of The Manny, please click here. FADE IN: TORRE HOUSE ROOFTOP. NIGHT. Manny is way up at the top of the three story house, fiddling with a big plastic Santa and reindeer. He stops to look out over the neighborhood, and glances down at the pool in […]

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COOKIE'S CORNER: BUD SELIG CALLED

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President Obama; Healthcare Advocate MILWAUKEE, WI – We’re officially into fall. The days are getting shorter as are the opportunities for Phillies fans everywhere to refer to their team as World Bleepin’ Champions. The Yanks have the best record in baseball and will be the only team to finish the season with a TRIPLE DIGIT […]

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