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Angry Ward Wednesday: Your Sports Marriage Isn’t Working Out. Jeter, Bieber, Christie

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NEW YORK, NY – 24-year-old popster Justin Bieber got engaged the other day to Stephen Baldwin’s 21-year-old daughter (good luck with that father-in-law, Biebs), and the kids couldn’t seem happier. That’s the way it always is at the beginning: you’re going to great restaurants, getting bombed, having sex all the time, living in the “now,” and […]

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Happy Birthday, Derek Jeter. A Pox on Your House.

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NEW YORK, NY – When you’re birthday is the same day as that of a Derek Jeter, you’re constantly reminded of one thing – your lack of success and your current standing in society. Every year since 1995, you were able to compare yourself. For the first 3-5 years, it was cool. “Hey, Derek Jeter […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Derek Jeter, Ironman, Sub Mariners, Jesus & Other Superheroes

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NEW YORK, NY – Nothing like being back in New York during the waning days of August, sitting at your keyboard with the last few drops of rum in a tumbler and zero ideas in your head. Paradise. How about just doing a “This Day in Sports History” column? That’s always an easy way out… […]

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