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Vlade Divac, Agent Orange[men], Lawrence McCutcheon

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NEW YORK, NY – After watching the Mets phumble away another win, despite a 9th inning rally and losing Jacob deGrom two hours prior to first pitch, yours humbly exhaled, cursed the Wilpons and focused on the task at hand: to provide you with some kind of entertaining reprieve in the sports realm. Thankfully, Aaron […]

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COVID Cardinals Derailing MLB Season; NY Rangers Hit the Lotto

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NEW YORK, NY – The St. Louis Cardinals haven’t played baseball in over two weeks due to a #COVID outbreak in their clubhouse. The season is only three weeks old. With yesterday’s positive test, the total is 10 players and 8 staffers who have fallen ill since the outbreak started. Cam James’ Cards are set […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Bol Bol, Bernie, Nebraska, Kayaking, LeBron… Keeping Positive in a Time of Negatives

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BRONX, NY – The past several days I’ve been going a little “off brand” for me and trying to focus on positives. Yep, instead of getting bogged down in railing against all of the usual horrible crap going on in the world, I’ve been doing my best to zoom right by it, looking for an off […]

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Big Ben Grateful Tuesday: NY Rangers Hit the Jackpot in Alexis Lafrenière

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STAMFORD, CT -Tropical storm Isaias took out a few telephone poles and trees in my neighborhood and I’ve been without power for a week. Crews keep coming to “access” but no one ever comes to fix. It’s the fixing that’s important, really. It would be easy to be all #2020Sucks and most certainly, it does. […]

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Sports Rain Man: No College Football, COVID Cards Folding MLB Season, NBA Playoffs

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… Here we are after enjoying another weekend of sports… in some Covid version. These renditions suck but they are the best we got until things get back to normal. I hear the over/under is 2 years for that.   Anyway, here is what is on deck for today:  No […]

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Dumb-Dumb Maker DeAndre Baker, Maple Leafs, MLB Life Support, NBA Defying COVID

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LOCKDOWN, NJ – After returning from a two-day attempted social distancing stay with the family upstate, I’m back to replace Short Matt today. It’s what I do. Here’s what caught my eye: Dumb-Dumb Maker DeAndre Bake, Maple Leafs, MLB Life Support, NBA Defying COVID JUST IN DEPARTMENT DeAndre Baker was just charged with four counts […]

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Our Kids’ Kids’ Terrifying Future: Mark McGwire, Kanye West, XFL, ST. Louis Blues, Joe Namath?

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DENVER, CO – Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?  Where’s Waldo?  Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Dude, Where’s my Car?  What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?  Why is San Diego’s mascot a Chicken? Why doesn’t The Chicken wear a Padres uniform?  Why did Payne Stewart’s plane depressurize?  Who let the dogs out? Why didn’t OJ’s glove […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Black Baseball Players, Better Football Uniforms and Let’s All Hate the Islanders Again!

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NEW YORK, NY – With sports being played in the afternoon, people getting shot right and left, and sharks taking the beaches back and biting people in half, my long wait for a return to 1970s normalcy is over. Can the re-pornification of Times Square be far behind? Let’s hope so. And, since we’re rethinking and […]

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Big Ben: Bombers Bombing in Bumpy Season, Rangers on the Brink, Swan Song for The King

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STAMFORD CT – The New York Yankees are storming through a season that might get shut down before it gets going. The New York Rangers are one game away from being ousted in a Stanley Cup tournament that looks like it will have a champion. I might be a week or so away from going […]

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Sports Rain Man: NY Mets, NY Jets, NY Rangers, Carole Scarsella’s Buffalo Obituary

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… Sports are definitely back in the post COVID way. It is weird abbreviated version but at least WE GOT SPORTS! It gives us something to talk about rather than the woeful response from the World’s [Alleged] Most Advanced Country. Anyway, here is what is on deck for today:  […]

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