Tag: Nascar
Mike Trout Not Hooked, Mike Gundy Eats A Million Wieners, Trump Guilfoyle’d, Joey Chestnut
CONEY ISLAND, NY – With the annual Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest creating a buzz for needy, sports-deprived suckers everywhere, there’s a lot to cover! Let’s get to today’s headline: Trout Not Hooked, Trump Guilfoyle’d, Gundy Eats A Million Wieners… Trout Not Hooked Ruh-roh. The Trout(s) are spawning and the papa is wiggling on […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Bubba Wallace, Dave Portnoy Mets Owner, and Holding onto Hope for Sports in 2020
Stamford, CT: Oh man, a crappy burger at my local diner never tasted so good. Welcome back to civilization! What else is going on? Lots of sh!te and it’s almost all bad. We got nooses, for crying out loud, an Amazin’ Mets ownership group coming together, and good ol’ Covid trying to take out team […]
Sports Rain Man: BLM To NASCAR And The Return Of Kaep
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday Everybody! You know it’s summertime so technically the days are getting longer but man, it’s feels like the weeks are getting longer too. Last two weeks, I felt almost like a whole year. It’s just been relentless, there has been so much going on but just wrap your […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets Pest, Football Feeds, and Other Things I’ll Be Missing
STILL IN FLORIDA – So much news to report. Let’s get to it! For those of you who don’t know, Publix is a huge Supermarket chain mostly in Florida, but in the South in general. It’s clean, the employees are ridiculously personable, and you can drive a Semi down the frozen food aisle while maintaining […]
Post NHL, NBA: Filling Void for Yankees Haters. NASCAR, Soccer, WNBA?
MARLBORO, NY – The 2017-18 NHL season is now over and done with and so is another uneventful NBA season. So what’s a diehard New York Mets fan – or a mild one like me – to do for the next four months? Words like fire sale are closely associated with the team as it […]
I Got a Girl Crush: Dr Diz re Women’s vs Men’s Sports, not Mets vs Yanks
FORT WORTH, TX – The Yankees held off the Mets in a slop-fest. Now that we got that out of the way… We were watching my bud’s daughter – who plays for the defending state champion Aledo Bearcats – play softball last week. Was almost unfair and unkind…the Bearcats returned nine starters from last years […]
NASCAR, Tony Stewart, Dukes of Hazzard, Derek Jeter
HAZZARD COUNTY, GA- We DO NOT do NASCAR here, however… I cannot ignore this human interest story about how our education system has failed thousands – if not millions – of poor bastards who spend their money on Nascar Fandom! Unless you have been quarantined for Ebola,you know about the death of driver Kevin Ward who challenged Tony Stewart’s sprint car […]
Meet The Matts Radio: Kobe, Durant to Knicks, Lupica Gone Nuts, Best MLB Manager, Mad Dog Rants on NASCAR
NEW YORK, NY – With all the rumors circulating around the Knicks with Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Kevin Durant and Carmelo Anthony, Big Al Sternberg and Matt McCarthy decided it was time to put those rumors to rest… Also, on the docket, Mike Lupica defended Sandy Alderson and Sandy’s “plan” up until Friday. Our guys […]
NASCAR , USA Soccer, Happy Gilmore: Who Is An Athlete?
MANAUS, BRAZIL – As the World Cup of Soccer heads into its “Knock Out“round, The Matts secret favorite sport evokes many a debate over: 1) WHAT is a sport? 2) WHO is an athlete? 3) WHY NASCAR drivers are NOT Athletes?! There is NO denying, that this kicked round ball is creating a real stir […]
Big Ben: Trump’s Idiotic Suggestions for the Redskins, Indians, and Bubba Wallace
STAMFORD, CT – Well folks, as we stumble into July the prospects of watching team sports has brightened slightly, but the damn virus is still on everybody’s mind. Our government’s response has been as graceful and sure-footed as Jose Canseco tracking a fly ball in right. And it all started at the top, with an […]
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