Tag: New England Patriots
Angry Ward Wednesday: Holiday Sports Wish List
BRONX, NY – It’s the holiday season. So whoop-de-doo and hickory dock, and don’t forget to hang up your sock… as Andy Williams warbled in one of the worst Christmas songs ever. Anyway, there’s plenty going on and I’m seeing lots of frozen vomit on the sidewalks, which means that Office Christmas Party season is […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Giants SAQuash Skins, Pats Lose on Miracle Rugby Play
WASHINGTON, DC – It was an enjoyable NFL Week 14, highlighted for me by the Redsucks gettingSaquashed in Washington and the Pats losing on the lateral play that never works. Let’s get to it. Snyder SAQued It’s been ages since the Giants put 40 on anyone. It was great to see them do it against […]
NFL Chatter, Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – Last week I tried increasing the number of selections in an effort to get my Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks to a .500 record for this NFL season. Well, that blew up in my face like a package from the Acme Company intended for Wile E. Coyote sent by the Roadrunner. I […]
BOOM: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – WTF?! After another losing 1-3 week here on MTM that puts me at 21-27 for the season, I’m back today with bonus picks in order to get to the magic .500 mark. I know what you’re all thinking – are they really bonus selections when you’ve been as bad as I have […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes, Banter, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – I sincerely hope all of you out there had a very Happy Thanksgiving. The great friends who hosted dinner knocked it out of the park and I’m here to do the same with my Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks after a 3-1 week that saw the record improve to 20-24 on the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Trading Places vs Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Who Ya Got?
NEW YORK, NY – Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which means NO ONE will be reading this column today, which is just a tad fewer than usual. So, if you came here looking for sports… tough darts. I’m gonna instead talk about what I consider the two best movies set on or around Thanksgiving: Trading Places and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. They’re […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Jon Gruden’s Oakland Raiders, NFL Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – I don’t know anymore. I apologize to those of you who follow my gambling advice on NFL Sundays, as my Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks record now stands at 17-23 after a 2-2 Week #10. I’m hoping to rebound with these picks but a reminder that free advice is worth the price […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Modern-Day Sports Superheroes and Villains for Stan Lee
NEW YORK, NY – Marvel Comics mastermind Stan Lee died a couple of days ago at the ripe old age of 95. A good run, by anyone’s standards. He leaves behind a loyal legion of fans and a litany of comic book characters that will live on forever. Though I was never a big comics guy, […]
Mets Hire Jerry Maguire, Beer-Chugging Lineman Jon Gott to Giants?!
NEW YORK, NY – From beer-chugging lineman to too-cliched-for-Central Casting GMs, this is one helluva time for sports punditry! Let’s pop the trunk, lift the hood and kick the tires on this thing, shall we? Let’s look at the Mets hiring Jerry Maguire -aka Brodie Van Wagenenenen, and the Ottawa Redblacks‘ Jon Gott. Show Me […]
NFL Nuts n Bolts: Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Betting Tips, Notes, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – Well, it finally happened last week! I didn’t have a losing week with my Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks! But… I also didn’t have a winning week either, as I split the four games picked. The record stands at 25-35, which really sucks. I’m back at it, however, with these FREE Picks […]
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