Tag: New England Patriots
Make it to The NFL Draft; Dave Gettleman Tries to Save His Job
QUARANTINE, CT – We’re about three and a half weeks from the first relevant sporting event in eons; The NFL Draft. For our New York Giants, Dave Gettleman needs to crush it this time around if he wants to keep his job. Nine wins in two seasons is not going to get it done. The […]
Sunday Coronavirus Sports Editorial: Charlie Finley, MLB Monopoly, The Who?
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Do sports fans return after quarantine and the ultimate (hopeful) resumption of our sports leagues? Unsure of a great deal other than our entertainment at the moment, the thought has crossed my mind a time or three. Will an audience actually attend venues or just sit in their living rooms watching games? […]
Sports Quarantine Solutions: LeBron, NHL in Yellowknife, MLB Moves To Florida
NEW PESTILENCE, NJ – Happy Friday everyone, in The Land That Time Forgot. Days of the week mean nothing while sitting home for the umpteenth day running home school and wondering if everything you experience is a symptom of the bug. But enough about that noise, let’s talk about the world we wished we still […]
NFL News: Malcolm Jenkins, Tom Brady and Nick Foles
SPANISH HARLEM –Like Angry Ward alluded to yesterday… Thank god for National Football League! Amirite? With sports news being very limited now due to the circumstances, the NFL has had transactions and free agency news that has many of us talking sports again. With that, let’s jump right into some news that caught my eye. […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Things We Won’t Miss When The Coronavirus is Over
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: I was on a submarine for the two months with no wifi. What’d I miss? Like everyone else, I’m sitting getting reacquainted with my family, waiting for the vaccine to come along and wipe out this virus. You know, just like the flu vaccine wiped out the flu. The Texans […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Wild Spins of the NFL QB Carousel are Coming- Brady, Rivers, Tua, Burrow
Location Classified: As the deadly Cononavirus ravages our species, or as the whole world overreacts to a wimpy pseudo flu, depending on who you ask, we here at MTM must soldier on. With the draft about 45 days away, my eyes are turning to football. The NFL’s QB Carousel is about to be swinging like […]
Painkillers, Cespedes, Bruins at Rangers Means $$$
SHOHOLA, PA – Here I lay, prone from a trip to the Bronx Zoo after a great deal of walking on an already balky back and legs. Muscle relaxers are doing just enough to keep the pain at bay and my faculties organized for today’s post. As Angry Ward alluded, February is a horrible sports […]
NFL Hall of Fame Analysis and Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NHL Picks?!
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Nice Super Bowl last week and if you paid any attention to what I said then you cashed your ticket on the “Under” and that ends an NFL season that Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks finished very strong in an otherwise uncharacteristic meh year in prognostications. There’s one bit of business concerning […]
Super Bowl Monday: Trump’s Kansas Hangover. Mets Win Lombardi
KANSAS CITY, MO – While we wait for an excuse-ridden Junoir Blaber to cobble together another tardy Monday Morning QB piece, we’ve got some bits to keep you from forgetting us this Super Bowl Monday, as you fight back the vomit: Trump’s Kansas Hangover. Mets Win Lombardi POTUS v KANSAS: This is no knock on […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Pete LaCock, Jeff Wilpon, Gorman Thomas, Covid-19 – Are You Intrigued Yet?
PALM BEACH, FL – What to say? I’m thinking about the fact that we are all sheltering in, at least the smart ones. I’m currently in a state with a Governor that was most likely voted in by a sh!t-ton of senior citizens and is still not taking this thing seriously. As Ben Whitney pointed […]
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