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NFL Hits, Shohei Ohtani  And Save Water, Drink Beer!

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  –  I got more notice this week than I did last week. However, I have been back to doing some serious work for our sister site, rugbywrap.com. By the way, isn’t it sexist to say sister site and not sibling site? Anyway lets get to the another wonderful piece by me, using  […]

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Grinding Ax Edition: Eli’s Coming! Roger Goodell Wins Lottery

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MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ –  Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Well Cowboys fans, you better hide your heart, your cowboy lovin’ heart… Eli’s Comin’ and the cards say… A Broken Heart!  It has been a Very Tense season for the Giants and Eli Manning. Who would ever have thought that the team with the NFC’s most stingy defense last season […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: Rob Gronkowski, Buffalo Sabres, Aaron Boone, New York Yankees, Alabama

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WEST PITTSTON, PA – Folks, there’s no intro or lede this week. I’m jumping right in to some hawt taeks. I’m wasting no time. Enjoy. Rob Gronkowski deserves a multiple-game suspension. There is no place for what Rob Gronkowski did to Tre’Davious White during the fourth quarter on Sunday. Sure, White got away with pass […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: Cris Collinsworth, Baker Mayfield, NBA, Championship Weekend

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WEST PITTSTON, PA – First thing’s first, Aaron Rodgers would have most-definitely outplayed Brett Hundley Sunday night against the Pittsburgh Steelers, Cris. As the Steelers were driving down the field to kick a game-winning field goal NBC color analyst Cris Collinsworth made a bold statement. He felt that if Rodgers had played Sunday, he wouldn’t have […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Food, Sad Fans, Game Notes

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MARLBORO, NY – The holidays are officially here and I hope all of you in Mattville had a wonderful Thanksgiving. It is the time of year of unparalleled indulgence and today’s Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks have a food-related twist to them, one that may just leave you repulsed… or hungry. Last week I returned to […]

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What The Hell’s Going On Out Here?! Buffalo Bills Edition

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WEST PITTSTON, PA – Well, that was fun. So the Buffalo Bills haven’t made the playoffs since I was seven. The year was 1999. A lot of negativity has happened over the last 17 years. And I mean a lot. But the last three weeks take the cake. It’s not even close. The Bills have […]

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Muy Caliente! FREE NFL Picks, NFL Nuggets by Cheesy Bruin in Mexico City!

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MARLBORO, NY – I’m on an epic 16-4 (80%) run over the past five weeks with Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks here at Meet The Matts. Last week I proved even the most depressing of games can be profitable – and rewarding – if you can stand watching such crap. If I had to pick […]

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FREE NFL Picks: Cash In On Depressing Games, Select NFL Chearleaders

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depression (n.) feelings of severe despondency and dejection MARLBORO, NY – There’s no amount of medicine that can make me feel better about my Fantasy Lineup for this week. I am forced, due to Tampa Bay shelving Jameis Winston for a “few weeks” and Derek Carr’s bye week, into starting New England backup QB Brian […]

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Zeke Elliott Suspension, Aaron Hernandez’s Brain and Stupid Thursday Night Uniforms!

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  – So it is 10:30pm and I get a call from a partiall-drunk Short Matt. He needed a Friday pinch hit and apparently he was running out of suckers, so he called me. We had a chat about life in Western New York, and then he made the ask. I said, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: McAdoo Out, Melo Meh, Bob McNair Does Nothing – It All Adds Up

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BRONX, NY – People, you haven’t lived until you’ve overseen long division and multiplication homework for your fourth-grader. If Eli Apple showed even one-tenth of the passion for tackling and defending that my kid shows for not wanting any part of math, he’d be well on his way to becoming the next Dick “Night Train” Lane. […]

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