Tag: New Jersey Nets

Replacement Matt: Will The Nets Ever Have Fans? Will They Replace The Knicks?

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SUBURBIA, NJ – We are in the midst of perhaps the most exciting time of the year in sports; the NBA and NHL Playoffs are fully underway and MLB is beginning to hit a stride and reveal the haves and have-nots. The ponies are gearing up for the Triple Crown events, at least the ones […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Fred Willard, Tom Cruise, Jason Kidd & Terrell 0wens

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NEW YORK, NY – First person to name the band who has an eighties song, Careless Memories , wins… something.  I give the odds to Mrs. Matt, with Dude a close second.  I give Tall Matt (see video) an outside shot, but only for cheating and Goggling it. This week, I’ve decided to make this […]

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WINNERS AND LOSERS…

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by Dr. Diz FORT WORTH, TEXAS – We like winners here in the good ol’ USA. Doesn’t matter if it the Olympics, politics, gymnastics or carnal antics… we’re addicted to being “the best”. That’s why a well know technique amongst editors to juice media ratings is to produce lists; best places to live, hottest movie […]

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T-DAY THANK YOU BOMBS: どうもありがとう

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MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but think about how thankful we are for certain things in our world… the world of sports, of course. So, while you’re funneling Fido undercooked turkey as his wet nose sniffs […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE SECOND ANNUAL GOLDEN TURKEY AWARDS

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WICHITA, KS – Welcome to the luxurious Braidwood Inn in beautiful downtown Wichita for the 2nd Annual Golden Turkey Awards. These Thanksgiving-themed trophies go to only the most deserving names in sports and entertainment. So, without further ado, let’s get right to the presentations.: The Broken Wishbone. This award for outstanding achievement in the field […]

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