Tag: New York Jets
NFL Firing Coaches, Smokim Noah, Liberty U Deals with Devil, Lou Saban, DJ Durkin
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: I had two of today’s pieces in my head before looking for one more topic… and finding two! It’s tough coming up with something not covered by my esteemed colleagues already this week. Anyway, on the menu for today: NFL Becomes Like Big 3, Smokim Noah, Liberty U’s deal with the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Holiday Sports Wish List
BRONX, NY – It’s the holiday season. So whoop-de-doo and hickory dock, and don’t forget to hang up your sock… as Andy Williams warbled in one of the worst Christmas songs ever. Anyway, there’s plenty going on and I’m seeing lots of frozen vomit on the sidewalks, which means that Office Christmas Party season is […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Giants SAQuash Skins, Pats Lose on Miracle Rugby Play
WASHINGTON, DC – It was an enjoyable NFL Week 14, highlighted for me by the Redsucks gettingSaquashed in Washington and the Pats losing on the lateral play that never works. Let’s get to it. Snyder SAQued It’s been ages since the Giants put 40 on anyone. It was great to see them do it against […]
NFL Chatter, Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – Last week I tried increasing the number of selections in an effort to get my Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks to a .500 record for this NFL season. Well, that blew up in my face like a package from the Acme Company intended for Wile E. Coyote sent by the Roadrunner. I […]
Ambivalent Ward Thursday: Everything Must Go!
NEW YORK, NY – Shocker! Another no-show on MTM today and I’m filling in. This is getting older than the hot dog buns in Matt McCarthy’s freezer. Like Kramer trying to revive the old Merv Griffin Show, I think we need to retool. Here’s the plan. Banish DJ Eberle to Sunday. The kid barely shows up to […]
BOOM: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – WTF?! After another losing 1-3 week here on MTM that puts me at 21-27 for the season, I’m back today with bonus picks in order to get to the magic .500 mark. I know what you’re all thinking – are they really bonus selections when you’ve been as bad as I have […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Hallmark Sports-Themed Christmas Movies
BRONX, NY – Like it or not, the holidays are upon us like George “The Animal” Steele on a turnbuckle. The minute Thanksgiving ended, it was on like Donkey Kong. Hell… before Thanksgiving ended. We’ve already roared through Black Friday and Cyber Monday and my building’s Super got the Christmas tree up on Monday like I’ve […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes, Banter, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – I sincerely hope all of you out there had a very Happy Thanksgiving. The great friends who hosted dinner knocked it out of the park and I’m here to do the same with my Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks after a 3-1 week that saw the record improve to 20-24 on the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Trading Places vs Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Who Ya Got?
NEW YORK, NY – Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which means NO ONE will be reading this column today, which is just a tad fewer than usual. So, if you came here looking for sports… tough darts. I’m gonna instead talk about what I consider the two best movies set on or around Thanksgiving: Trading Places and Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. They’re […]
NFL Nuts n Bolts: Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Betting Tips, Notes, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – Well, it finally happened last week! I didn’t have a losing week with my Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks! But… I also didn’t have a winning week either, as I split the four games picked. The record stands at 25-35, which really sucks. I’m back at it, however, with these FREE Picks […]
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