Tag: New York Jets

Ready For Some Football? 2017 NFL OVER Win Totals, Cheerleaders and Surprise Teams

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MARLBORO, NY – Last week I bored you with my UNDER win totals in the NFL for the fast approaching 2017 season. While I find it easier figuring out who will downright suck, here are my four teams that will exceed Las Vegas’ expectations and cash our tickets at the same time. NEW YORK JETS […]

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Sports Justice Handed Down On: Knicks, Mets, Giants, Boston, Kaepernick, Manning

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BROOKLYN, NY  – In response to my recent comments on our esteemed scribes’ posts here, Management has asked me to return to the fray… so here it goes: Now presiding over the case of Justice in the Sports Universe to make things right again, yours truly. I will issue these Judge Dredd-like edicts, because I […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Don’t Watch Sports!

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BRONX, NY – I’m back from vacation. On Monday I stared right down the barrel of that solar eclipse, sans viewing specs, and was rewarded with super powers beyond my wildest dreams. For starters, I am now completely impervious to late-night texts from Short Matt asking me to edit someone’s column and telling me how much […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: One Ugly 2017 NY Jets Preview

PATH OF TOTALITY, USA – I hope you all enjoyed the solar eclipse. If you’re a fan of the NY Jets, I hope you recognized the opportunity to fry your eyes ahead of the season. Expectations are low as the Jets under/over number for wins is 4.5 and the under is the getting the action. […]

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Gambling Season & Cheesy Bruin’s NFL Picks Are Back! UNDER Win Totals.

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MARLBORO, NY-The NFL owes it’s maddening popularity to gambling. It doesn’t matter if you’re throwing some shekels down on fantasy football, an office pool, a numbers “box” at the local watering hole, or betting against the Las Vegas point spread. What I do on NFL Sundays is give you people money-winning advice–at about a 60% […]

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Chris Long Supports Jenkins, Stanton After Roger Marris, Lewd Sports Fans

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EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – It has been almost a month since I last graced these pages. I hope you have missed me as much as I missed you guys. Having become a regular pinch hitter, first bat of the bench if you will, it felt weird being unable speak with my fans. There has been […]

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Drugs Everywhere! Zach Randolph, Rafael Marquez Alvarez and NFL Trades

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MARLBORO, NY – I’m over having nothing to talk about as there is plenty to opine on as lots of news has passed over the airwaves very recently. Without wasting time and precious words let’s hop to it… Zach Randolph: When is too much not enough? Apparently the 36 year-old Sacramento Kings forward’s new two […]

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People Rally for Kaepernick while Lavar Ball Continues to Make News

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SPANISH HARLEM, NY – I wonder what it feels like to be Colin Kaepernick when criminals are celebrated for making the most of their second chances, yet he’s the pariah. Some fans can’t wait to get their favorite players back from steroid suspension but want this guy nowhere near a football field. It’s crazy to […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Let’s Just Get Rid of the New York Jets

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BRONX, NY – As we head down the summer homestretch, and the Mets continue to take it lying down (and in every other position) like a resigned/disinterested lover (The New York Melanias?), I turn my considerable vitriol towards that festering sack of hippo sh!t known as the New York Jets. Before we get into it, I’d […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Five Things for Mets’ Fans to do in August

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QUEENS, NY: There’s been a lot of winching in recent days about the difficulty of writing about sports in August. It’s understandable, as much of the complaining is coming from New York Mets’ fans. It’s been a while since the Mets have had meaningful games in October. Or August. And most of them are Jets […]

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