Jacob deGrom, Rolled Tide And NFL Playoffs

January 12, 2019 Junoir Blaber 1

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: I hope you liked my half a DJ Eberle impression. I could complain about my schedule but it was really just […]

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Tired-of-this-Sh!t Ward: NFL Playoffs - Divisional Thoughts, Meet_The_Matts

Tired-of-this-Sh!t Ward: NFL Playoffs – Divisional Thoughts

January 10, 2019 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – DJ Eberle went to an ill-conceived all-you-can-eat Hungarian Goulash “event” last night, and things happened. Don’t have all in the info. Don’t […]

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NFL Slim Pickins: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Andy Dalton, Cheerleaders

January 7, 2018 Cheesy Bruin 0

MARLBORO, NY– This edition of Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks is brought to you by Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey and is surprisingly being written on a […]

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Ward and Peace Wednesday: NFL Playoffs, Matt Harvey, and the Longest MTM Post Ever Published

January 3, 2018 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – That loud hissing sound you’re hearing is all the air being let out of the “Holiday Season” balloon. Hope everyone had a […]

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What Ebs’ Learned: Syracuse Hoops, Atlanta Hawks, NFL Playoffs, College Football Playoffs

January 9, 2017 DJ Eberle 19

WILKES-BARRE, PA – Without the Buffalo Bills playing this weekend, I didn’t quite know what to do. The Wild Card round was cool and all, […]

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Hypocrites All! The NFL, Boomer Esiason & CBS!

January 12, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 17

Cincinnatti, OH—-At the conclusion of last weekend’s Steelers-Bengals first round playoff game, viewers were quickly directed to the CBS studio. Here a collection of former […]

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Two Nights Before Christmas: Holiday Sports Poem About Teams & Sports Writers

December 23, 2014 GrindingAx 25

HOMELAND, NJ – It would be easy to take on the role of The Gloater this week… However, it is Christmas week here in Mattville.  In […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: Super Bowl Bye Week, Pro Bowl, Winter Olympics, and Baseball

January 25, 2014 Junoir Blaber 10

EL BARIO, BRONX – The Polar Vortex was foretold last week but my Yimness! It has been so cold the Good Deacon Blaber, yours truly, […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: NFL Playoffs, London Nets, Kinetic Knicks, Mock NFL Drafts, Polar Vortex

January 18, 2014 Junoir Blaber 13

EL BARIO, BRONX –  ‘Tis a beautiful Saturday, this, the third Saturday of the first month in the Two Thousandth and Fourteenth year of his […]

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How About The AFC East!?!

October 21, 2013 DJ Eberle 10

Seven weeks into the NFL season and who would have thought that the difference between worst and first in the AFC East is a mere […]

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