Tag: NHL
Giants Crapping Bed, Sanchize II, Altuve vs Judge, Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks
DOWN IN THE DUMPS, NY – Pee-you! That odor wafting through the tri-state area is a result of my last two efforts as part of Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks. I mean, only the N.Y. Giants and Aaron Judge’s foibles have been worse recently. I am 1-7 the last two weeks and I hope I […]
#WhatAreWeDoing, Rangers Slow Start And Jets Fail Again
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I was asked whether I wanted to pinch-hit on Friday or Saturday. I actually had a choice this time! I chose Saturday, but the Lil’ Big Boss said. “Sorry, Friday is more urgent. And we’ll need that stapler back.” I will keep it simple since I am so short on […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Giants, Yankees, Gambling and the End of Anger
BRONX, NY – The way I see it, this will be my second-to-last Angry Ward column before doing a long weekend in Vegas with some of my oldest and best-est friends, taking the 25th off to recharge and reboot, and coming back with something else (hopefully better) starting Wednesday November 1st. Don’t get me wrong, it’s […]
MLB and NHL Sports Hell: Yankees and Rangers Both Lose Openers
NEW YORK, NY – Last night was a rough one for both the Yankees and NY Rangers. The Bombers were overpowered by a fresh and hungry Indians squad. The Rangers overpowered the Colorado Avalanche… and still managed to lose. It was a night of MLB and NHL Sports Hell. The Yankees couldn’t touch Trevor Bauer. […]
Return of Quebec City, Kaepernick Protest and Lewd Sports Fans
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – This is the ultimate pitch hit. Got the call about an hour or so ago, get well Mr. Whitney, the elder. I don’t have much time for a nice fluffy intro, lets get into.The usual formula is a Song of the Week before we get to the Sports Stuff then […]
Chief Wahoo, Cleveland Indians Will Win World Series!
CLEVELAND, OH – In the Era of Being Politically Incorrect, there is only one team that should win the World Series; the Cleveland Indians. And boy, oh boy, won’t it be something to see Chief Wahoo being carried off the field, pumping his fist while holding on to his headdress. Crazy thought, right? Well, no […]
Grinding Ax: NFL Season Begins, Odell Coming Out, Eli vs Dak, US Soccer Sucks
FREEHOLD, NJ – While most of Management and the MTM Staff are preparing for the remnants of Hurricane Irma, yours truly will rant about anything in the world of sports. One of my targets this week is the NFL and it’s selective indictments on whomever it chooses. Unlike real life, Roger Goodell is empowered to do whatever his whimsical little mind […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Gridiron Soylent Green, NFL Week 1 Takeaways for Stupid NFL Fans
NEW YORK, NY – Tomorrow marks the start of another NFL season. Finally, the year-round hype can end and, instead, we can all fall all over each other gobbling up endless recaps, injury reports, power rankings, and all manner of useless analysis. It’s f**king mind-numbing, but we are too far gone to turn away. With that […]
Still A Mets Fan, After All This Mess
FIRE ISLAND, NY – Early September, back in ’17… Oh wait, that’s now. Anyway, a happy last weekend of the summer and a tip of the hat to the spine of middle class of ‘Merica!….Happy Labor Day! Feeling balanced as a Met fan after this weekend. In spite of the 40-man roster call up, I […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: F**K the Giants, Yankees and a Whole Bunch of Other People
BRONX, NY – It’s mercifully the final week of Angry Ward, but I’ve decided to not go gentle into that good night. F**k all that. I’m burning this thing to the ground. Where’s that gas can and my Zippo? Giant A$$holes. This past Sunday night the New York Giants and Denver Broncos got together and screwed […]
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