Tag: NHL
#Knicktape Forum: Phil Jackson, Kristap Porzingis and Knicks NBA Draft
SPANISH HARLEM, NY – I have been so sad the last couple of days… and it’s not the New York Yankees 7-game losing streak (that finally ended) to blame. Every time I hear a New York Knicks story with the name of Phil Jackson attached to it, I become depressed. Throughout all the bad years […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Bill Murray vs. Tom Hanks – A Sports Showdown
BRONX, NY – This is my second post this week! Wow! I feel so important, and so very, very alone. As I mentioned last week, summer sports is really just boiling down to baseball. You can focus on the Thursday night’s NBA draft if you like, but it’s most likely that your team–especially you, Knicks […]
Warriors Snub Trump? MVP Awards, Markelle Flutz and Mayweather-McGregor Hoax
EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – I have spent the day fighting off rumors and accusations that I have retired. Apparently, I have been doing so much pinch-hitting that I haven’t written enough for our sister site, Rugby Wrap Up. Anyway, I am not gonna let all that rumor and innuendo get me down as I […]
NHL Report: Penguins Screw Predators, Crosby Wins Cup Again, NY Rangers Jettison Dead Weight
NEW YORK, NY – The Pittsburgh Penguins are Stanley Cup Champions again, thanks to the refs handing them a game six victory. The Predators had a good goal disallowed because of an early and errant whistle in the second period. The game was knotted at zero until the Penguins scored with a minute left in […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Basketball’s Over. It’s Time for Baseball!
BRONX, NY – The Golden State Warriors won the NBA Championship Monday night. I’m not gonna write about it, but it needed to be said. During the series, Tall Matt was on social media railing against this “superteam” that was ruining professional basketball. In his previous Shirley MacLaine lives, he also bashed John Wooden, the 1927 […]
As NY Teams Crumble, Even Flawed NY Sports Logos Suck!
MARLBORO, NY – Outside of the New York Yankees, the sports scene in the Big Apple sucks, as you’ve been recently reminded by the staff here at MTM. In an effort to keep things fresh, today I’m examining something else that is lacking for our local sports teams past and present… bad logos. With all […]
NBA and NHL Finals: Same Old Story for Steph, Sid and LeBron
NEW YORK, NY – The California Golden State Warriors blew out LeBron James and the Cavaliers of Cleveland, Ohio last night in game 1 of the NBA Finals. I don’t care. It’s a repeat of last year’s finals. There may be a different result than last year but it seems like nobody is interested. I’m […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Yanks Attendance Tanks, NFL, NBA, NHL On Ropes; Great Fan Revolt is Upon Us
BRONX, NY – These days, stupid phrases like “They are coming for your guns!” and “They are taking all of your jobs!” are not only taken as gospel, they get you elected President. But we’re not here to drop petulant hashtags like #fakenews or #sad, or make anything great again. Today, let’s just talk some common […]
Ebs’ Fantasy Baseball Tips For Success and Babes
WILKES-BARRE, PA – I could have went a lot of ways with this column. The New York Yankees continue to stay red got. The New York Mets do not. I wholeheartedly believe that LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers are going to take the Golden State Warriors to seven games and successfully defend their crown. […]
Kids Fight The Power, NBA Draft News, Las Vegas Golden Knights Jersey
EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – Okay… if you come on here, you know the drill. If you don’t, here’s the scoop: From me you get a Song of the Week before we get to the Sports Stuff. But today, we’ve got some Political Stuff too. Relax, it’s not about Trump or Clinton. It’s about Kids […]
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