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Big Ben: As QBs Start to Move, New York Giants Weigh Their Options

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East Rutherford, NJ – It’s 11 PM and I ain’t got nothin’ done. I don’t want to Karl Malone it in, so I’ll let it fly like Eli Manning and hope for a helmet catch. Speaking of the New York Giants and Eli… Who’s the next QB? In January I threw something together about the 2019 NFL […]

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Jacob deGrom, Rolled Tide And NFL Playoffs

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: I hope you liked my half a DJ Eberle impression. I could complain about my schedule but it was really just laziness. I have been one of many federal workers deactivated by the toddler-in-chief’s demand for a wall. I didn’t want Angry Ward to yell at me like he does DJ, but I […]

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Tired-of-this-Sh!t Ward: NFL Playoffs – Divisional Thoughts

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NEW YORK, NY – DJ Eberle went to an ill-conceived all-you-can-eat Hungarian Goulash “event” last night, and things happened. Don’t have all in the info. Don’t want all the info. Here’s a look at this weekend’s NFL Divisional Playoffs, most of which I will be DVRing or straight up missing because my kid’s Children’s Theater performances […]

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Big Ben: 2019 NFL QB Carousel, Can the Giants Find Their Guy?

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NASHVILLE, TN – It’s a funny game. Dozens of ferocious, burly athletes beat the snot out of each other for for three hours. Then a skinny little guy in a spotless uniform – who’s been on the field for maybe 90 seconds the whole day – strolls onto the field and decides the winner. It […]

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How The [Bleep] Did the Philadelphia Eagles Win That Game?

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SPANISH HARLEM – Holy Sh!t What more can you say about that Philadelphia Eagles/ Chicago Bears match-up? 9 out of 10 times you lose that game if you’re the Eagles. Icing the kicker almost never works and yet, with all the talk about Cody Parkay missing the second most field goals on the season, I […]

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NFL Wild Card: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Notes, Cheerleaders

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MARLBORO, NY – Admittedly, it has been a very disappointing NFL season for me with my Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks segment here at MTM. Where I’ve been documented the past three years at an above 60% clip, my failures over the last four months are uncharted and epic for as long as I’ve been […]

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Big Ben New Year’s Special: Giants and Jets Pick Up Pieces, Exciting Wild Card Games on Tap

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TIMES SQUARE, NYC – Happy New Year! Another NFL season is in the books and we have four good games in the Wild Card round. There are a few teams in there that could definitely make a run. Let’s dig in. Bouncing Around The Steelers are surely better than some playoff teams, but you can’t […]

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The Eagles sneak into the Playoffs and The New York Yankees wait on Manny Machado

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SPANISH HARLEM – Its New Years Eve and playoff football is upon us, thankfully, the defending Super Bowl Champions are back in to defend their title. While it won’t be easy, against a great Chicago Bears defense, they have a chance and that’s all that matters today. The Bears did them a favor by beating, […]

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Big Ben Whitney: Rapid Fire NFL Week 15, Hedging Misery Bets for Vegas

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INDIANAPOLIS, IN –NFL Week 15is in the books and we’re separating the contenders from the pretenders, the wheat from the chaff and the wanna-bes and the bes. Let’s rapid-fire this b!tch. Eli Manning was playing his way back onto the Giants’ 2019 roster, said the NFL Network last week. Whoops. It was a stinky performance […]

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Get Ready For Some Football: Eagles Preview Edition

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SPANISH HARLEM – Today is the first game of the regular season, finally the real games start and hopefully fans get distracted from the political aspect of football that has many people picking sides… YEEA RIGHT! While some people have quit watching the sport, there are still a lot of us that will live and […]

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