Tag: No Hitter

Should We Blame Jose Tabata?

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SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – There’s a slight chance that Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Jose Tabata might be the most-hated athlete in all of sports, well at least if you’re a Washington Nationals fan. The pinch-hitter stepped up to the plate Saturday evening with two outs in the top of the ninth inning, with Nationals starter Max Scherzer on the […]

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Biblical Mets! Noah vs. Moses! Sandy Doing Good?!

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NIRVANA, MI – “Well, Hi again, everybody! What a beautiful day for baseball! Nothing but a few high, puffy, cumulus, otherwise harmless clouds up above. We’ve got a heckuva match up today. For the visiting Giants, their young, ebullient righthander Chris Heston will toe the rubber. For the home-standing Mets, it’ll be good looking rookie […]

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Sorry, But Mets Suck. So Does Crybaby Arte Moreno

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LONG ISLAND, NY – crybaby What am I supposed to do? I’ve been rooting for this wretched team since celebrating the 1969 World Series victory with my big brothers in our apartment in Glen Oaks.  My Dad went to the series clinching game 5 at Shea that afternoon.  I was home in plenty of time […]

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The Mets Won A Ballgame Last Night…

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NEW YORK, NY – The 50-year wait is over. Johan Santana, a man with a remade arm, pitched the upstart NY Mets into history, allowing zero hits to Major League Baseball’s reigning champions, the St. Louis Cardinals. Freeze time for a second. See if you can remember the kid from Queens that crashed into the […]

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