Should We Blame Jose Tabata?
SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – There’s a slight chance that Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder Jose Tabata might be the most-hated athlete in all of sports, well at least […]
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Biblical Mets! Noah vs. Moses! Sandy Doing Good?!
NIRVANA, MI – “Well, Hi again, everybody! What a beautiful day for baseball! Nothing but a few high, puffy, cumulus, otherwise harmless clouds up above. […]
Sorry, But Mets Suck. So Does Crybaby Arte Moreno
LONG ISLAND, NY – crybaby What am I supposed to do? I’ve been rooting for this wretched team since celebrating the 1969 World Series victory […]
The Mets Won A Ballgame Last Night…
NEW YORK, NY – The 50-year wait is over. Johan Santana, a man with a remade arm, pitched the upstart NY Mets into history, allowing […]