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Thursday Night Football Sucks, Redzone Channel Rocks, Red Sox Sign Stealing

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SPANISH HARLEM, NY – Football is upon us! No more waiting, watching meaningless preseason games hoping that our favorite players don’t get hurt. If your a fantasy team owner, enjoy it now because it will all come crashing down. Gamble every bit of money so you care a little bit more. Have parties, buy drinks! […]

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Bengasm Tuesday: Rihanna Disses Durant, the Odell Beckham Contract Situation, and Tanaka Giving Up Long Dongs

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BROAD CHANNEL, NY – It’s Tuesday, buckle in for your weekly Bengasm. This week I’ll take a look at Rhianna’s whiff on a diss of Kevin Durant. I’m also starting to get nervous about Odell’s contract situation and Tanaka Serving Up a Ton of Long Dongs. Let’s get to it. Durant Diss In case you […]

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Week 5: Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks and News

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ENGLISHTOWN, NJ – Nobody’s perfect,  is how the saying goes, and after yet another 3-1 Sunday, the third in a row, I’m proof that even the best of handicappers have a hard time hitting 4 of 4. With the season record at 10-6 (63%) through four weeks, I’m looking for a Grand Slam with today’s  […]

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Week 17 Free NFL Picks from Scalding Cheesy Bruin

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NORTH POLE – Post-holiday blues got you down? Well, things are only getting worse as the curtain closes today on another NFL season. As Bob Seger sings, “It seems like yesterday… but it was long ago,” that I broke poorly out of the gates – only to salvage my reputation as the World Wide Web’s […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Let Odell Beckham Play vs Vikings

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WEST PALM BEACH, FL – It’s two days before Christmas. I think most people out there in MTM-land have checked out and/or taken off for their family holiday celebrations. Not gonna sweat this one today. It’s anything but sweeps week. Let’s have at it. They Might Be Giants. It’s well-documented here that I am a […]

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Headless Giants Not Found in Topless Bar or Anywhere Else!

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TENAFLY, NJ – I want to thank Ray Lewis for providing the perspective needed so that we can all view OBJ-Gate in the proper light.  The two-time Super Bowl champ and Canton-bound Lewis admonished Beckham over his on-field meltdown against the Carolina Panthers last Sunday. Because what says sportsmanship, and self control more than a […]

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Week #1 NFL Picks: The Wedding Edition

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Short Matt was married yesterday and congratulations, I think, or at least that’s what is polite to say from a two-time failure at nuptials, but you truly are a better man than most. Leave out the “i” in married and you get marred which is what men are the rest off their life.  The timing […]

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2014 Year In Review: Grienke, Sterling, Putin, Michael Sam, Jeter, Richard Sherman and…

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DENVER, CO – If you haven’t pulled yourself out of bed this morning, I don’t blame you. It’s the last Monday of 2014… what a crappy year. A whole lot of stuff happened in the past 12 months, believe it or not, and frankly it’s all blurred together for me. I’ll blame it on a […]

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