Tag: Olympic Hockey

Canada Sweeps USA, Russian Hockey Debacle, NBA All-Star Game, Pitchers and Catchers

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“These players need to understand that the dunk contest is for the fans not for them!” –Vladimir Putin just before he sank the Russian Hockey Ship in his James Bond diving bell??? EL BARIO, BRONX: Yours truly, the good Deacon Blaber, is sad today. Still reeling from the Canucks doing the double over ‘Merica in […]

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Olympic Hockey: Déjà Vu All Over Again as Canada Tests USA Mettle for Medals

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SOCHI, COMMIELAND – Yesterday’s gold medal tilt in women’s ice hockey was quite the spectacle. The USA and Canada faced off for gold for the umpteenth time and for the umpteenth time Canada won. The loss is a bitter pill to swallow for the Americans. They were up two goals in the waning moments of […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: Guy’s Guy Derek Jeter, Michael Sam, Jonathan Vilma and Olympic Hockey

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“Today is the tomorrow that Yankee fans feared yesterday.” –Deacon Blaber EL BARIO, BRONX – As Snowpocaplyse 4: Buried Alive, is in it death throes, yet we at MTM soldier on. We are NYC public school system tough; there are no off days. Seriously though, more than half of this staff are graduates of the […]

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MY DADDY CAN BEAT UP YOUR DADDY

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by Rex O’Rourke TOBACCO ROAD, NC – So last night I’m watching Duke throttle North Carolina and I ask myself: “Self, what is the biggest rivalry in sports?” Is it Duke/UNC? They certainly rank up there. The Cameron Crazies alone are worth the price of admission. Multiple national championships on both sides and a dust […]

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FAVORITE FAT ATHLETES

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PieÅ¡Å¥any, Slovakia – We’re here at the famous ancient spa, trying to get in shape and hoping to bump into former NHL star and current Bratislava resident, Ziggy Palffy. Ziggy, who does not play guitar, is very fit. In fact at 37, he was fit enough to represent his country in the Olympics and nearly […]

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