Tag: Ozzie Guillen

MLB Playoffs & Sir Mix-A-Lot?

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SEATTLE, WA – Our man Cam James astutely broke down MLB’s post-season races on Thursday. Today we’re adding a little flavor to the current leaders and a few hopefuls preparing for the stretch run. It’s also Anthony Ray’s 49th birthday—whom you know better as Sir Mix-A-Lot, and whose greatest hits are matched to playoff hopefuls. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Great Florida Quote Off – Guillen vs. McKay

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WEST PALM BEACH, FL – Still down in Florida where it’s not as warm as it is in New York but with one air conditioning unit on the fritz half the house feels like the 168th street subway station in mid-August. With the right amount of alcohol this place could turn into Thunderdome at any moment. I’ll […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Sports Report From God’s Waiting Room

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WEST PALM BEACH, FL – It’s that time of year once again. If it’s August, then me and the fam must be down in Florida (or what Ozzie Guillen likes to call, “Fidel Castro’s Rec Room“) visiting my wife’s family. This is the first time ever I can recall coming to the Sunshine State to escape the heat, […]

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Grote’s Gripes: The Miami Sound Machine

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MIAMI, FL – The new season of The Franchise begins tomorrow. What is The Franchise? Well it is baseball’s answer to the NFL’s Hard Knocks series. In fact, this Showtime series is in it’s second season, with the first coming last year featuring the World Champion San Francisco Giants. I didn’t see any of the […]

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GROTE’S GRIPES: WACKY TEAMS

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NEW YORK, NY – With the recent deaths of Donna Summer and Robin Gibb it appears that Disco Hell is getting a bit hotter. You have to have to admit if there is a Rock and Roll Heaven there must be a Disco Hell. In Disco Hell everyone is given a pair of roller skates, […]

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Smoking A Cuban: Selig, Santorum & Ozzie

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Big Trouble in Little Havana-  You got the Twitter, the Facebook, the people with the phones in your face recording your every move, the 24 hour news cycle, and all the rest of it. If you’re even kinda famous, every little slip up counts these days. Take for example Foster Friess. Who’s Foster Friess, you ask? Just […]

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Where Does Ozzie Guillen’s Stupidity Rank Him All-Time?

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DJ Eberle is a student/athlete at Western New England University. He is an offensive tackle, built like his dad; a rugby Prop. Today he fills in for West Coast Craig, who is losing his house and children’s future in Vegas. Track him on Twitter @Ebstide52 HAVANA, CUBA – Nobody is perfect. Especially not Ozzie Guillen. […]

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Grote’s Gripes: Taste The Lin-Sanity

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WATERBURY, VT – Last week Ben & Jerry’s got into a lot of trouble from the politically-correct crowd for offering a new flavor at their Harvard Square location.  Their Taste The Lin-Sanity featured vanilla frozen yogurt, lychee honey swirls and fortune cookie pieces. How dare they put fortune cookies in something named for an Asian […]

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Hot Stove Top Stuffing

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Crazy off season maneuvering has been going down.  Let’s assess. Albert Pujols to the Angels- This one’s a stinker.  Call me crazy, but if you  give a position player over a quarter of a billion dollars on a ten year contract, I’d like him to actually play a position and play it well. Yet, who […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE BAR EXAM; WHICH BOOZE BEST SUITS YOUR BALLCLUB?

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BOSTON, MA – Last week I ducked my head into this cozy little rathskeller up in Boston for a quick drink and ended up sticking around and meeting some real nice folks. While shooting the breeze with Sam, Woody, Norm, Cliff, Frasier, and the rest of the bunch, we ended up covering all manner of […]

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