Words Schnatter! Kaepernick Cooks Papa John, Peyton and Jerry Jones. Mets Go Dumpster Diving

Words Schnatter! Kaepernick Cooks Papa Johns, Peyton, JJ Watt and Jerry Jones.

December 22, 2017 Matt McCarthy 0

LOUISVILLE, KY – Bad pizza enthusiasts, Jerry Jones, Peyton Manning and J.J. Watt are flying their sh!tty pizza boxes at half-mast, as Papa John Schnatter […]

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Broncos Bustin’ Madison Avenue Manning? Or Just Greedy SOB?

February 8, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

FORT COLLINS, CO – As Peyton Manning began racing across the Levi Stadium grass as time expired, you’d think he’d be sprinting towards his wife, […]

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Greedy Peyton Manning and Omaha Aren’t What You Think!

February 2, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 19

WATERLOO, IA – With the Iowa Caucus mercifully behind us, whose name could be better to invoke this morning than that of Gordon Gekko, er, uh..I […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Weekly World Sports News: Blake Griffin, Rocker, Belichick

January 27, 2016 Angry Ward 20

BRONX, NY – So much going on in the world of sports this week, but I find the internet and local newspapers have been a little bland in […]

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Barry Bonds, Peyton Manning, Warriors’ Curry, Giants McAdoo: Headline Hilarity!

December 1, 2015 Fake Sandy Alderson 10

FRANKFORT, KY – The utter hilarity offered by today’s top sports stories is hard to match. You can’t make this stuff up. From tankers to […]

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