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Angry Ward Wednesday: NCAA Basketball, Pats in Sports, Other March Sadness, Sports Weather Emergency

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BRONX, NY – Today is March 15th, a magical time of year for Irish alcoholics (redundant?), people who like throwing away their money on NCAA Basketball pools, and psychopaths who enjoy blizzards after the temperatures have already climbed over 70 degrees. Let your freak flags fly, people! Watch that awful/awesome “Leprechaun” movie that Jennifer Aniston […]

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NBA Free Agency and the Myth of the Zen Master

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Terre Haute, IN–The most exciting time of the year in the NBA begins in earnest tomorrow. For most NBA fans, July 1st means the start of free agency. A time when every mediocre, uni-dimensional player is in line for an 8 figure annual salary. The season just ended about 10 minutes ago, and like most […]

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Rangers Roll sans King Lundquist, All-Star Melo Shuts It Down

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NEW YORK, NY – It’s been a tough sports week here in the NYC. Henrik Lundquist took a puck to the throat against the Carolina Hurricanes. He finished the game but he hasn’t played since. He’ll be out a minimum of three weeks and up to six weeks or more as he recovers and tries […]

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CIVIL WAR IN NYC: ONE MAN'S TORMENT

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by Yankees Suck… As [edited] by the MTM Censors NEW YORK, NY – What is best in life? Conan the Barbarian summed it up perfectly: “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.” But what happens when your two biggest enemies are fighting each other and you’re […]

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