Big Ben Tuesday: Pete Alonso Deadliftin’, Matt Carpenter Groundin’, Zach Wilson Milfin’.

July 26, 2022 Ben Whitney 1

Stamford, CT: Over the last few weeks some funny things have caught my eye. With a bit of a downtime in the sports world, it’s […]

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Big Ben: All-Star Break Special, Yankees vs Mets Comparison

July 19, 2022 Ben Whitney 0

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Another Dong Derby for Pete Alonso, The Braves Show Off Their Organ, and *The Steelers Might Have Herpes

July 13, 2022 Angry Ward 0

*The Steelers and Nets do not have herpes as far as we know – this is sports comedy, not fact. NEW YORK, NY – Anyone else […]

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Steve Cohen vs Mets Titanic, Aaron Judge, Kevin Durant (Idiots Running the Asylum)

July 3, 2022 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY  – Some of you out there are foolishly about to lose a finger or at least get burned severely; those damn fireworks! […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Mets Take Back New York

June 1, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – We interrupt this Rangers playoff run to bring you a special announcement: When it comes to Big Apple Baseball, the 2022 […]

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Big Ben: Yankees Dump Sanchez for Donaldson, The Cohen Curse, Good Riddance to Pitchers Hitters Hitting, Freddie Freeman

March 15, 2022 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – Just like that we’re out of the doldrums of February/March and into March Madness, a belated baseball Hot Stove, NFL Free Agency, […]

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Despicable: Putin, Major League Baseball, Boy$$$ of $$$ummer, Bigger Bases, Pitch Clock, DH

March 12, 2022 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY– Now that the Major League  Baseball lockout is over, there is only one truly despicable news story dominating the headlines: Vladmir Putin’s […]

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News-Worthy, Story-Rich Mets Kept/Keep Sucking Us Back In

September 18, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

“Hold on to your hats, we’re in the 9th.” – Bob Murphy NEW YORK, NY – There were many nights growing up, through the crappy […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Spider Tack Weekend for Giants, Jets, and Bills; Yankees Bedraggled Bullpen Chokes in Wild Subway Series Finale

September 14, 2021 Ben Whitney 0

Stamford, CT: Watching my sports teams this weekend was like trying to rub one out with Spider Tack. At times it felt like good things […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Mets, Zach Wilson, and Other Garbage

August 11, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Look, let’s get some housekeeping right out of the f**king way, so you know where I’m coming from. Everyone is on friggin’ […]

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