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I’M SURE BROOKLYN CAN’T WAIT TO GET EM

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by Dr. Diz “What exit?” GUN BARREL CITY, TEXAS – Certain unmistakable and unique things come to mind when someone mentions Jersey. The Sopranos. The ballads of urban decay and blue collar woe by Bruce Springsteen. Guys with names like Vinnie and Nino. The Jersey Shore. There’s also the chip-on-the-shoulder complex that comes from being […]

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T-DAY THANK YOU BOMBS: どうもありがとう

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MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but think about how thankful we are for certain things in our world… the world of sports, of course. So, while you’re funneling Fido undercooked turkey as his wet nose sniffs […]

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TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: GO PLAN THAT 2013 VACATION

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By Philview and the Phanatic UNDERGROUND SHELTER, PA – Nothing important today, just the end of the world! Oh, haven’t you heard? Yes, it’s coming. Yes, again. No, that was the LAST end of the world – this is the REAL one. No, it has nothing to do with the Mets. NO, and it’s nothing […]

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FORREST GRIFFIN & INJUNS SWEARING

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today, live on free TV, for every woman, child and man to see, there will be a woman swearing – and nobody is going to stop it! In fact, a Native American, one that earned the most esteemed name Chief Justice, will not only be condoning this lurid behavior – he will […]

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GREAT NEWS! LOTTERY WINNER NEAL WANLESS NOT PLAYING AGAINST YOU!

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WINNER, S.D. -Yesterday, the nation’s newest megamillionaire was identified up here as 23-year-old rancher Neal Wanless. Seems Neal won $232,000,100.00 in the local South Dakota Powerball jackpot, as verified by Barney Fife, Jr. down state in Pierre. Suffice to say, Cowboy Neal probably won’t be competing in our trivia game for Interleague tickets. In fact, […]

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