Tag: Randy Levine

My Two Cents on the Knicks Lottery Pick, Eagles’ Signing and Yankees Pitching

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SPANISH HARLEM, NY – There isn’t much to say about the sports world this week unless you have a favorite team in the NBA or NHL playoffs, which I don’t so I will resort to speaking about the only teams I care about. Knicks – On Tuesday the New York Knicks took another blow to […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: NBA Dunk Contest, New York Yankees, DeMarcus Cousins

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CLIFTON PARK, NY – Ideally I would have liked to have written an entire column on the NBA’s All-Star Weekend, but, to be honest, I didn’t see much of it. And it’s not that I didn’t want to watch it, I was just doing other things. At the very least, I will add a few […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Alex Rodriguez, Special Advisor. What the Hell is That?

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BRONX, NY – This past Sunday, legendary liar and baseball player Alex Rodriguez announced that he would be taking his talents to Nowheresville. Yep, with one year and $27 million remaining on his contract, the Yankees not-so-subtly told him to pack up his things and go to hell. Yet, they did it “the Yankee Way,” […]

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Jihad Ward Wednesday: Bud Grant Garage Sale, Bismack Biyombo, Watkins Glum, Other Stuff Only I Care About

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BRONX, NY – It’s been quiet around these parts lately… too quiet. What with JG Clancy in semi-retirement, Fluffy the Narwahl with his face buried in The Racing Form, and Randy Levine getting his hot tub out of dry dock, things have been getting as stagnant as the Mets offense – which was fortunately double […]

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These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

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BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young Baltimore 3rd baseman will be free to sign anywhere the year after that. I can only guess that this is part of Yankees GM Brian Cashman’s grand plan to remake […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: 50 HALFTIME SHOW SUGGESTIONS

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You’re going down Fox. At least that’s what we’re hoping. See #34. NEW YORK, NY – Seeing as how the Super Bowl halftime show sparked such a spirited debate here on Monday, we’re visiting NFL HQ in New York to pitch some alternative concepts for next year’s big game. Don’t get us wrong, we’re all […]

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ENOUGH, BY GEORGE! LEAVE THE BOSS BE

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BRONX, NY – We waited. We waited for the victory cigar smoke to dissipate and the financial statement confetti to be completely swept from the streets and for The Canyon Of Heroes to be returned to the Bull$ and the Bear$. Now it’s time. It’s time to call out the 2009 World Champion Yankees for […]

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COOKIE'S CORNER: RECESSION SALE

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OUTER ‘BURBS, CT – Times are tough… kinda sort of. I mean, someone was buying all those tickets to see the World Champion Yankees claim their rightful 2009 Title. Word on the street (Wall, not Main) is that unemployment numbers are down and home sales (existing, not new) are on the rise. You need some […]

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TRUCK NUTZ & THE DECLINE OF CIVILIZATION

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By Sam’s-A-Fan New York, NY Civilization is over friends, or pretty damn near close to it. Yes, the end is near and there are signs, oh there are signs. It is a sign, not that your civilization is in decline, but that its days are truly numbered when you have the best pitcher on the […]

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COOKIE's CORNER: THE ROOT OF 'TWITTER' IS 'TWIT."

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NEW YORK, NY – In this age of texting, mobile uploads, Facebook and the like, we have this need to tell people what we’re doing –all the time. No matter where we are, we can advise people. We’re so self-centered, we think that we need to text in what we’re doing so other people can […]

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