Tag: Ray Rice

Angry Ward Wednesday: Mike & the Mad Dog, NBA Summer League Basketball, Vick on Kaepernick

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NEW YORK, NY – If there’s one thing I’ve learned over my Alcatraz-like sentence here at Meet The Matts, it’s that the more thought and effort you put into a post, the less likely anyone is to care. Over the past couple of weeks I’ve seen several MTM contributors come up with clever, insightful column ideas, […]

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Patriots Games, Trump Pix, Aaron Hernandez, Ray Lewis, Ray Rice, Fenway vs Wrigley

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BOSTON, MA – Here in Boston, there is a definitely a good vibe when it comes to talking sports. And really, why wouldn’t there be? Their beloved New England Patriots are stealing national headlines during the first month of the Major League Baseball season and the blood, guts and beards of the NHL playoffs. First […]

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5 NFL Related Business Ideas: Consoling, Gun Storage, Social Media Management, Penalty Prevention, Anger Redirection

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ALBERTA, CANADA – It’s Tuesday, time for your Weekly Dose of Whitney! Last week I discussed some of the reasons for the NFL’s declining ratings, this week I’m thinking about making money off them. That’s right, we’re going to make money off the NFL! This one is for you entrepreneurs out there: – 5 Opportunities for NFL-Related […]

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NFL Ratings Nosedive: I Abused My Pregnant Wife, Extend My Contract!

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WHITE PLAINS, NY – It’s getting pretty hard to watch NFL football in good conscience these days. My list of grievances is growing. The NFL has treated its players poorly, including denying for years that the sport caused brain injuries. They have turned a blind eye or been slow to react to issues like domestic […]

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Jose Reyes Curse, NBA Playoffs, Rooting Against Your Soccer Team, Peeing on Laptops

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EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – I spent this week doing some work with my brother, who is in jail for racketeering. That, and the fact that my oft-dropped-in-drunken-stumbles phone finally died, meant I was forced to rely on the newspaper (Bing it) for a quick glance topics to write about. Then my pencil broke. Further,  […]

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Grinding Ax: Top 10 NFL Dumb Bastards,

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FREEHOLD, NJ – With all the terror talk around us… all day, every day, (I’m referring to the Dallas Cowboys) I surmised that we needed a diversion. And as it’s been quite some time since I rolled out one of my lists, today’s Top 10 NFL Dumb Bastards satisfies two birds with one bone… or something […]

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New Year’s Resolutions: Carmelo, Piazza, Sandy, Wright, A-Rod and Rex With Theirs

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COOGAN’S BLUFF, NYC  – If you made any New Year’s resolutions last evening, good luck. I hope yours last longer than some of these unfortunate resolutions made by some of sports’ most prominent personalities. I  just cannot see these coming to fruition no matter how determined some of these guys may be. Ray Rice resolves […]

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NFL Coaching Carousel, Johnny Football, Boy Named Suh, Rangers

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PROBATION, USA – Coming off another NFL regular season, the Coaching Carousel spins round and round and many will fall off.  Monday’s Day After Pills were swallowed by the obvious candidates for coaching free agency.  Rex Ryan was given one hell of a farewell Sunday when Gino Smith finally put forth an effort that was expected of him. […]

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Christmas Sports Movies Redeux

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POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – Earlier this week Angry Ward tickled the funny bone by ringing in the holiday season with yuletide song sports requests. Today, I’ll take a stab at a Christmas Sports Movies Redeux, rather than submit you all to my football picks that have been nothing short of dreadful the past two weeks. Check […]

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Cyber Monday Sports Deals! Coughlin, Colon, Harbaugh, Manziel, Rice All For Cheap

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DENVER, CO– Rocky Mountain Craig reporting this week, coming at you from the posh (and very white) Cherry Hills neighborhood where the women all look like Lululemon pants-and-riding boots wearing, tight pony-tailed clones of each other, and the men seem to be trying to jog off their paunches to keep up. Otherwise, seems like a […]

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