Super Sunday: ‘Murica’s Bengals v Hollywood’s Rams Hangover Worthy? Who to Root For/Against
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – In a world gone mad we have two things that never happened before: 1) A home team is playing in the Super […]
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Happy Ward Wednesday: Ding Dong the Douche is Gone… and, um, Sports Stuff Too!
BRONX, NY – Happy Inauguration Day, everyone! Wow! Right? Usually a presidential term puts the guy in charge in the human fruit dehydrator age-o-matic but, […]
I CAN'T SEE A THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES
by West Coast Craig TEAGEL OPTOMETRY, L.A. – For the first time in my life, I’m a man wearing glasses. When the optometrists learned how […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: I’VE BEEN TO THE PROMISED LAND
SELMA, AL – “Get me to the plate boys†may not rank up there with “I’ve been to the mountaintop†but when Ryan Howard walked […]
ZOMBIE ATTACK
TROMA STUDIOS – It’s another Monday holiday here at MTM, which has inspired me to flesh out an idea for a new horror film along […]
ROUNDING THIRD WITH REX
by Rex O’Rourke THE BRONX, NY – Just a few random thoughts with the season rounding third and heading for home: I heard some TV […]