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I CAN'T SEE A THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES

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by West Coast Craig TEAGEL OPTOMETRY, L.A. – For the first time in my life, I’m a man wearing glasses. When the optometrists learned how long it’d been since I had an eye check-up – NEVER – they were sincerely concerned that I actually operated a motor vehicle to their office. So, after a series […]

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TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: I’VE BEEN TO THE PROMISED LAND

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SELMA, AL – “Get me to the plate boys” may not rank up there with “I’ve been to the mountaintop” but when Ryan Howard walked into the dugout in the top of the 9th with his team trailing 4-2 last night, with those six words, he inspired his team to give him just one more […]

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ZOMBIE ATTACK

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TROMA STUDIOS – It’s another Monday holiday here at MTM, which has inspired me to flesh out an idea for a new horror film along the lines of My Bloody Valentine, Halloween, or Silent Night Deadly Night, only about the holiest of holidays on the Jewish calendar…Zom Kippur. It’s sundown, everybody inside, that’s when the […]

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ROUNDING THIRD WITH REX

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by Rex O’Rourke THE BRONX, NY – Just a few random thoughts with the season rounding third and heading for home: I heard some TV sports pundit suggest that Carlos Beltran, Jose Reyes, and Carlos Delgado should be shut down for the year. That makes as much sense as Michael Vick pitching Alpo. They’re ballplayers; […]

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