Storm Rising, Giant Doom and Gloom, Mets Hired Who?!
HOLBROOK, NY – Happy Veterans Day to all and thanks all that serve/served. Your sacrifice allows us to do things like talk sports, so let’s […]
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Rashad Jennings’ Wheel of Misfortune, Rick Pitino, MLB Playoffs Rooting
HOLBROOK, NY – Hello again friends, it’s the FSS Jackson docking in Port Mattville again. Today, we’ll be attempting to provide a distraction from the […]
The Jack Attack: Francisco Lindor Goes 30-30, Rick Pitino, Rugby World Cup
HOLBROOK, NY – Hello again everyone FFS (Fake Sandy’s Son), Jackson reporting on today’s important news. The New York Mets franchise shortstop Francisco Lindor became […]
Replacement Matt, aka The Dude, Emerges From Tank. Nothing Changed for Knicks, Mets, Giants, Rangers
WEST BROOKLYN, NJ – Yes, I’m back. Many apologies to my fellow writers for not adding my standard barbs to your posts but The Dude […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: Knicks, Rick Pitino, Yankees, Mets, Cavs
WEST PITTSTON, PA – What’s better than a weekend full of rainouts and playoff basketball? Nothing. Oh, and I guess the Stanley Cup Playoffs are […]
I Am Sparta! I Am Ancient Ruins! Mets, Yanks, Knicks & Spartan Races
LAS VEGAS, NV – The Yankees have shown a pulse in the two non-Hughes pitched games this weekend, the Mets surged to two games above […]
RICKS TRICKS IN THE BLUEGRASS STATE
BOWLING GREEN, KENTUCKY Editors note: Due to ongoing contract negotiations with Meet the Matts, technical difficulties, and a fifth of Makers Mark consumed on Firday […]