Tag: Robert Griffin III

Rain Man Rants: Buckeyes Blackeye, RG3’s Return, Hall of Famer T.O., FIFA Solidarity Payments

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – So, I actually got ahead of this assignment and started writing at a decent hour, rather than at 3 AM.  It still sucks because it is the dog days of summer and there is not much to talk about. Football season is around the corner, though, and I could talk […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: How to Fix the Cleveland Browns, Whitney on Whitney

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KICKAPOO, KS –  I was thinking of exploring the rumor that Vladimir Putin hacked into St. Louis Blues’ GM Doug Armstrong’s email to trade Kevin Shattenkirk to the Capitals . Vlad is dying to see Russian winger Alex Ovechkin win a Cup. #Sad. But I need a challenge, so I decided to single-highhandedly fix the Cleveland Browns. […]

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Twice The Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Rams Cheerleaders, NFL Notes

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MARLBORO, NY– It’s that time of year folks, as only two weeks remain until Christmas. It’s that time of year where almost everything is done twofold: We spike the eggnog twice as much, eat rich desserts with the gusto of a hound dog and spend twice the amount we should on gifts. So in this […]

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Beat Your Bookie: Cheesy Bruin’s NFL Weekly Picks: Fave, Best Best, Underdog, Over, Under

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SARASOTA, FL – It’s here! Football Sundays are back starting today and so are the always stellar Cheesy Bruin’s NFL Weekly Picks. Cam Newton may use dental floss to dislodge pesky portions of orange but I prefer a toothpick to rid remnants of bookies from my mouth after chewing these chumps up at a 60% […]

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Broke Back Tony Romo, Ezekiel’s Reefer Madness, NFC East

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Thoughts and prayers for Big Al Sternberg and his family. Life is too short. FREEHOLD, NJ – “I Can’t Quit You.” These are the words most likely being uttered from Jason Garrett’s quivering lips as he anguishes over the latest news about Tony Romo.   The NFC East is up for grabs this year, as the Giants, Cowboys, Iggles and […]

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RG3, NFL News, Cuban Baseball Embargo and Jurgen Klinsman

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EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – Happy Holy Saturday! I am stuck in the slot between Good Friday and Easter Sunday and likely still nodding off at the wheel, driving forever to Buffalo as you read this. Easter Sunday dinner with the outlaws, er… in-laws… what could be better? Thankfully, most of today’s piece was in […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: Training Camp Edition

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SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y. – The NFL is finally back! With a couple training camps getting underway today, I bring you my football edition of Ebs’ Hot Takes! Enjoy! Tom Brady serves a suspension. While the New England Patriots quarterback might not serve his full four-game suspension, I believe he’ll be on the sidelines for at least a […]

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NFL QB Busts, Robert Griffin III, Floyd Mayweather

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RESERVATION, DC-  Robert Griffin III  will be remembered as a great college quarterback . He will also be memorialized on countless lists of NFL first round busts. Now please do not surmise that this contribution is an attack on RG3. I, like most fans of teams that are floundering worse than a fisherman with no boat, coveted […]

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What to Expect From Week 1 of the NFL

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MTM HQ – Finally! Football that counts! Ladies and gentlemen… We are three days away from the first game of the 2014 NFL Regular Season. Thursday night marks the start with the Green Bay Packers taking on the Super Bowl champs, the Seattle Seahawks – a match-up that includes two of the toughest teams in the NFC. But […]

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Monday Morning Quaterback: Redskins Risk RG III Ruin

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WASHINGTON, DC – With The Public Professor gone missing after either being over-served at the Ray Lewis Retirement Party, or suffering/succumbing to the sun stroke he ignored while tanning in his bikini with Lori Levine, we were called upon to be the Kirk Cousins of MTM today – unexpectedly filling in for a Franchise QB […]

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